gapple jacks

The act of stuffing apples in ones ass, then launching them from their gaping asshole.

Your mom, that filthy whore, made gapple jacks this morning. Though, I appreciate the effort, they taste like shit.

by Flacannon November 26, 2009

the Gapple Orchard

the magical place where corvette owners go when they think they can beat my shitbox hatchback with 250k on the odometer on an empty stretch of highway

dude 1: some old white dude paralleled me on the highway, and looked me dead in the eyes
dude 2: what did you do?
dude 1: let’s just say he’s spending some time in the Gapple Orchard right now

by ed-G April 29, 2019

gapplebees

When you race someone and win by so much you Gap them hence GAPPLEBEES

My truck will take you're little toy to gapplebees any day of the week

by SauciiTrash September 15, 2020

Gaple Syrup

The substance consisting of lubricant, spit and pre-cum that gathers around the shaft of an object that is gaping a Canadian hole.

Could you pass the Gaple Syrup please?

by Ranchgirls December 5, 2020

Gapped

To lose really badly in a race, usually as it applies in motorcycle and car racing. Someone who has been gapped has lost a race so badly that he or she should strongly consider finding a new hobby.

Beating someone by half a car length is not a "gap." You must beat someone by an absolutely humiliating distance, like two or more bus lengths.

Joe thought he could take on Greg's corvette, but he got gapped and everyone saw.

by 187um October 17, 2016

P-Dizzle and the Grapples

Up and coming rap group started in Wichita, Kansas. First album is set to be released in late May or early June of 2015.

Brandon: Hey did you hear about P-Dizzle and the Grapples?
Austin: That's that new rap group right? I preordered their album already.

by JPuff13 May 14, 2015

Gapplesoft

A large tech company based in Huntsville, AL. Gapplesoft develops and manufactures various consumer electronics, apps, and even has its own browser: Gapplesoft Platinum and Ging. Some of its apps include FindyWifey, Kilr, Island Economics, and TypeNote.

Gapplesoft is set to surpass Google and Microsoft.

by Real_NoobToob May 9, 2020