Grandfather-Clock

When one gets on a table without your pants on, and swing your junk left to right.

I did a Grandfather-Clock to your mom

by FM4k September 7, 2003

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Gayfather

1. A gay man who takes charge of a child's gay upbringing in case the parents are unable to do so.

2. The leader of a gay mafia (velvet mafia)

Your son seems a bit prissy. Can I be his gayfather to teach him the ways of anal cocksmithing?

The gayfather, Don Cornhole, ordered Versace dead for going against the family.

by Lofasz October 29, 2011

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Grandfather

The person who turns you into a man and makes sure you aren't in bad health.

My grandfather is the older version of a badass role model who won't take shit from anybody.

by The Jester of Madness! November 4, 2015

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Grandfather cock block

getting cock blocked by an old person.

I was hitting on this fine looking nurse at the old folks home when my grandma told her about me being unemployed.

me: "nice Grandfather cock block g-ma!"

G-ma: "shut up and drink your ovaltine"

by silvershamus February 22, 2011

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grandfather cock

When you're trying to shop for some antique grandfather clocks for your paps but then you unfortunately forget the "l" in "grandfather clock" and now you wish you were dead.

Poor Fool: *mistakenly types 'grandfather cock', clicks on 'images'*
*questionable things appear*
Poor Fool: AH DEAR GOD GET THE BLEACH

by Vladdy45 April 26, 2019