1) A place on the moon where there is a swirly crevasse in the lunar surface that resembles a hemorrhoid. This particular crevasse is the future home of an American colony.
2) The swollen look of an anus after the last bead has been drawn out.
2) The swollen look of an anus after the last bead has been drawn out.
1) When I retire, I plan on settling down in Newt's Gingrich. I hear the liberals don't bother you so much on the putting green up there.
2) Man, his moon had so much Newt's Gingrich going on that I just had to colonize it with my American splooge.
2) Man, his moon had so much Newt's Gingrich going on that I just had to colonize it with my American splooge.
by General Johnnyboy July 28, 2012
Get the Newt's Gingrich mug.When your in the hospital and your significant other looks after you lovingly... then you leave them once you recover.
Barry: Christine, whatever you need I've got your back. Your gonna beat this cancer and I'll be with you every step of the way.
Six Months Later...
Barry: Can't wait to get you home and get things back to normal.
Christine: ... I think we should get a divorce
Barry: Did you just pull a reverse Newt Gingrich on me??!!
Six Months Later...
Barry: Can't wait to get you home and get things back to normal.
Christine: ... I think we should get a divorce
Barry: Did you just pull a reverse Newt Gingrich on me??!!
by Hollywood Swinging April 19, 2012
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A drink made and consumed in some kinky S&M circles. It's simply a White Russian mixed with semen instead of cream. Named for Rep. Gingrich's penchant for having oral sex with young campaign interns so he could later claim he "didn't have sex" with them.
2 oz. Vodka
1 oz. Coffee Liqueur
1 oz. Fresh Semen, human or animal
Combine ingredients in cocktail shaker with ice. Shake well and strain into chilled glass.
2 oz. Vodka
1 oz. Coffee Liqueur
1 oz. Fresh Semen, human or animal
Combine ingredients in cocktail shaker with ice. Shake well and strain into chilled glass.
There weren't enough dudes at the club last night to mix a decent Newt Gingrich, so we found a cooperative horse and everyone had a couple!
by MorgulRat March 26, 2012
Get the Newt Gingrich mug.An alcoholic beverage, much like a White Russian or Caucasian (made popular in the movie "The Big Lebowski"), composed of similar ingredients: Vodka, coffee liqueur, and a creamy substance. In the case of the Newt Gingrich in particular, semen is used as the creamy substance, preferably your own or that of a young boy/political intern.
Bill Clinton: "Man, did you hear about Newt Gingrich the other night? He choked on his own drink!"
Hillary Clinton: *otherworldly shriek of a guffaw*
Hillary Clinton: *otherworldly shriek of a guffaw*
by Joe "Get Like Me" Biden April 22, 2009
Get the Newt Gingrich mug.A cancerous tumor, specifically on a penis which is wider thsn it is long (see: chode). Named after the 'beloved' Newt Gingrich.
by HorseSchnoz January 8, 2012
Get the Gingrichinoma mug.The act of leaving your older wife for a newer, hotter wife; so named after politician Newt Gingrich, who not only did the same to his wife, but also suggested the entire human race should do it by leaving Earth to colonize Mars.
She got the news she had been Gingriched after being served with divorce papers and hearing her soon-to-be-ex-husband left for Mars with his secretary.
by thelongestyards December 23, 2014
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1. Testicles, balls, nuts.
Origin: Newt Gingrich. Akin and derivative of "nuts" > "nutes" > "newts" > "gingriches"
1. Testicles, balls, nuts.
Origin: Newt Gingrich. Akin and derivative of "nuts" > "nutes" > "newts" > "gingriches"
by xrabbitfootx October 23, 2013
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