Goopy Goblin Gamer Brain

The mental illness in which you cannot play games that don't have constant gameplay or excitement, without getting bored.

"My brother and I don't like Animal Crossing New Horizons because we both have Goopy Goblin Gamer Brain."

by xXfrenchboiXx17 October 2, 2020

Heated Gamer Moment

When your true gamer comes out to say some of the most based things in the world. This happens when you ascend to the next level of gaming.

Brody: Luke, why did you just say 16 different racial slurs?

Luke: Sorry, I just had a heated gamer moment.

by LukeDaNoob March 19, 2021

Gamer's Bladder

Being able to hold your pee for long periods of time.

Gamer's usually hold it through a whole game then go to the bathroom.

John hasn't gone to the bathroom for like a 4 hours.

Dude, John has a gamer's bladder.

by Omgitsallama May 16, 2010

away gamer

Per Barney Stintson - An away gamer is an act of male masturbation, preceded by sitting on one's "business" hand until it becomes numb, therefore simulating a handjob

Okay, we're going to pretend that we've never sat on our left hand until it gets numb for an away gamer

by jedkoc January 14, 2014

Epic Gamer Moment

When you game so hard you """accidentally""" say the n word

That person is currently banned from competing in events due to an Epic Gamer Moment

by JustOneGuy12345 October 10, 2019

Gamer word

A gamer word is typically a word that is used in a heated gamer moment, only such a gamer would understand and not judge. There are about 14 words that are gamer words, including the n-word.

*at a bridge, when an enemy kills pewdiepie's friend*
Pewdiepie: "What a fucking ni**er"

Someone defending the use of the n-word: He only said a gamer word

by Eoki January 3, 2019

Gamer Rage

You don't wanna come across a Gamer with a burning rage, this is the most dangerous apex predator you could ever meet. This happens when a Gamer is interrupted, dies a lot, or is mocked in game leading them to exceed the limits of human emotion. In this state no one within a 500 mile radius is safe, one wrong move and you could be incinerated by the touch of these entities. They have the power to rip anything to shreds, usually the very device that gave them the rage. May lord have mercy on those who come in contact with such a force of nature.

It looks like Daniel has gamer rage, please don't approach him as he can and will end your life.

by SonicchronicleX December 9, 2019