away gamer

Per Barney Stintson - An away gamer is an act of male masturbation, preceded by sitting on one's "business" hand until it becomes numb, therefore simulating a handjob

Okay, we're going to pretend that we've never sat on our left hand until it gets numb for an away gamer

by jedkoc January 14, 2014

Epic Gamer Moment

When you game so hard you """accidentally""" say the n word

That person is currently banned from competing in events due to an Epic Gamer Moment

by JustOneGuy12345 October 10, 2019

Gamer word

A gamer word is typically a word that is used in a heated gamer moment, only such a gamer would understand and not judge. There are about 14 words that are gamer words, including the n-word.

*at a bridge, when an enemy kills pewdiepie's friend*
Pewdiepie: "What a fucking ni**er"

Someone defending the use of the n-word: He only said a gamer word

by Eoki January 3, 2019

Gamer Rage

You don't wanna come across a Gamer with a burning rage, this is the most dangerous apex predator you could ever meet. This happens when a Gamer is interrupted, dies a lot, or is mocked in game leading them to exceed the limits of human emotion. In this state no one within a 500 mile radius is safe, one wrong move and you could be incinerated by the touch of these entities. They have the power to rip anything to shreds, usually the very device that gave them the rage. May lord have mercy on those who come in contact with such a force of nature.

It looks like Daniel has gamer rage, please don't approach him as he can and will end your life.

by SonicchronicleX December 9, 2019

gamer juice

The absolute best juice for any epic gamer out there- no matter what game. Fortnite, PUBG, minecraft, roblox. This shit overpowers anything else that is on the market today, wether its legal or not.

Yo nigga gimme some gamer juice!

by xX_Coochie-destroyer911_Xx December 17, 2018

Gamer Time

All women in a 50 meter raidus are pushed by an unknown force away from all gamers so they can focus on game time, and not have to deal with the troubles of women. (Requires 5 men of true gamer status to chant "Gamer Time" simultaneously while together to activate Gamer Time. Can only be used once per week for in real life game balance.)

Group of 5 Men: "GAMER TIME!"

Women: *suddenly pushed away and flung in every direction*

Gamer 1: "Turn on the consoles, it's Gamer Time."

by JayNR November 15, 2018

Gamer Bottle

A bottle a gamer will keep under their desks to urinate in to save precious time for gaming. The gamer, clenches a funnel between his or her legs with a tube and bottle attached to the end of said funnel. The gamer can then proceed to game while releasing what was once 'Mountain-Dew' into their gamer bottle.

The discord admin brags about the efficiency of his usage with the gamer bottle and how he can remain gaming while doing necessary urination

by KissmyAsh69 August 14, 2019