gazoony

A gazoony is the lowest form of carny, particularly a young inexperienced day laborer employed by circuses and carnivals.

"The Circus sideshow was called a "ten-in-one" because it had 10 acts. A "gazoony" was a man who put up and took down the show."

by Tyty29 January 22, 2008

Gloonkey

A facial disfigurement. Someone who suffers from 'gloonkey' has a lower jaw that protrudes further than the upper jaw. The word is specifically defined so that if a sufferer pronounces it, their condition is expressed to the extreme due to the gurning involved, and thus other people who see it will understand the meaning on a visual basis.

"have you seen morrissey from the smiths? he has a bad case of gloonkey..."
"i'm sure bruce springsteen has gloonkey..."

by Nickobrevin August 23, 2006

Galonski

A collective noun referencing a series of unfortunate events resulting from a lack of planning.

Today when we went to power up the temporary powerstation, it tripped three times. What an absolute Galonski!

by AV AV AV June 4, 2021

Gallon Challenge

The game by which a participant must drink an entire gallon of milk within an hour without vomiting.

After attemping the Gallon Challenge, I had to clean the floor and buy a new shirt.

by Brozi November 29, 2004

Hoosh Ganoonin

A hideous creature that roams the dark woods and wreaks terror in the hearts of children.

(1) Run Jane run before hoosh ganoonin grabs you.

(2) Tyrone was scared taking a shortcut through the woods because he heard Hoosh Ganoonin was waiting there to kill him.

by Jimlo2229 October 12, 2009

Galoot

"Galoot" is an old word used, primarily in Scotland, that means a person
with an ungainly, cumbersome, and clumsy personality.

"Come here you big 'ol galoot!"

by AmyStarr October 15, 2008

Gaboona

1. A semi-erect phallus which thereby inhibits comfortable urination.

2. A derogatory term for a person/s, which matches the definition stated in 1.

1. "damnit.. i just tried to take a piss, but i've got a gaboona!!"

2. "you're a fkn gaboona :/"

by perverse & crispy October 31, 2004