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Gainesville Gator Roll

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the act of placing a female in a dryer or other rotating device and receiving the dome piece as she rotates around said device
"hey ya'll head down to the laundry mat, suzy is givin' tom the ol' gainesville gator roll!"
by Tucker Atticus October 25, 2009
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Gainesville wasted

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Peter Pan syndrome for residents of Alachua County. Examples include:

-Moved to Gainesville with a scholarship to UF, but flunked out fall of freshman year.

-Days spent near campus without any real attachment to it.

-Working at non-brand retail stores near Downtown to "keep on keepin' on."

-Has a loose, flaky plan to take a class at Santa Fe in 6-7 months, without actually enrolling.
"Shit, Kevin's really hittin' the books."

"Nah dude, he flunked out in Spring 2010. Kev's still waiting for his pop punk band to get signed. He's Gainesville wasted."
by Gnmuller November 29, 2021
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Gainesville GA

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a place with NOTHING to do but sit in pastures and watch chicken trucks pass by. oh, and visit the ONE movie theater.
Man, i'm glad i don't live in Gainesville GA cause i got sick of stepping in cow shit all the time.
by samashly12 April 12, 2011
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Also known as Hell. A mediocre place to come for four years to get an education, yet a horrific place to subject your children to grow up in. Full of pretentious hipsters and yuppies, everything is driven by money and trends, and you are judged at every opportunity, though the judges are too good of people to really pass judgment. The term ACR has been coined to describe lifelong residents born in the mother county, Alachua, and most are miserable until they escape it's clutches. This term does not refer solely to rednecks and Wal-Mart shoppers with four teeth.

Gainesville is also home to the Florida Gators, the college football team with the most ridiculously deluded fan base anywhere. When they win, everyone shoves it in your face (even if you're not of the opposing team), yet when they lose, they act like the game didn't even happen instead of gracefully acknowledging defeat. Gainesville is one of the main producers of Football Haters in the world because of this, far surpassing Europe.
Soon-to-be Suicidee: Yeah, I grew up in Hell.

Friend: You mean Gainesville, FL, right?

Soon-to-be Suicidee: Yeah, that's what I said, Hell.
by Greene Team July 25, 2011
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A place you go to when you are small and weak.
I've been carrying his sorry, weak ass all through this workout. Send that shithead to Gainesville, Massachusetts.
by cptpatman April 27, 2014
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Gainesville Gagger

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As you are banging out a girl, you choke a bitch until she passes out. At that point, you continue to pound that hoe as you do the Heimlich Maneuver to revive the skank. Once she awakens, you quickly jump on her chest and skull bang her pretty little face...
Yeah last night was crazy... I gave the Gainesville gagger to two hoes after they wouldn't let me give them an Alabama Hot Pocket...
by Al Canyon March 30, 2009
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Gainesville

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A place where rich upper class people move to. Mostly from Fairfax Coutny. Filled with cow shit and trains. You can see the Bull Run moutains from your backyard. Filled with new developments like Somerset, Piedmont, Dominion Valley, Lake Manassas, Virgina Oaks. Filled with old rednecks who live in run down houses, and country farmers who own Alpacas and cows. The locals drive their tractors for fun. The newcomers all want to go back to where they came from. Gainesville has only one main road, Lee Hwy. The students miss random days of school off. For instance if it is too cold or the wind is blowing, if its raining or for snipper attacks.
Gainesville a city wannabe.
by FFX misser February 3, 2005
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