Gain-sta

A person who is intelligent but because of underlying circumstances pretends to be dumb. Often receives education while in lock up and makes money off of dumb bitchs(male & female) , who think that he is just a dumb. thug.

Did you see DK? He got out and now he is rolling gain-sta .That nigga made 3G's off India last Friday.

by Mrs. K.M.B. with a MBA January 11, 2009

Gain Tweet

When you gain several twitter followers from having absolutely no talent or reason for having so many followers, for example going online and paying lots of money for twitter followers, buying twitter accounts off of others which already have several hundred-thousand followers, or going online and completing lots of surveys which require lots of extremely personal information to get more followers.

Aquafina: OMG Evian, you know that ratchet girl in my chem class, Dasani? Well Fiji told me that she gain tweets once a month. Last week she bought an account with 300,000 followers for $89,000 bucks!

Evian: OMG I never liked that girl anyway, lol
Aquafina: Omg Evian shut up you're so young, never say lol again, thats like cool slang for like third graders.
Evian: sorry aquafina
Aquafina: it's okay, evian

by Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahha July 13, 2015

gain train

When a group of gym junkies hit so many reps their gains combine to make a train of muscle.

We are about to hit endless reps of chest jimmy hop on this gain train!!!!

by PsuedoGiuseppe December 11, 2013

Gain Raped

When someone prevents you from going to the gym to make some glorious gains.

Bro #1: Bro, did you get your work in lastnight?
Bro #2 : Bro, I was headed out the door to the gym when my wife gain raped me with a honey do list.

by Chief gains November 22, 2016

Gain Flings

The vegetable counterpart of Tide pods.

Person 1: Eat Tide PODS!
Person 2: nvm I will have gain flings
Person 1: That's a vegetable
Person 2: ok but i dont care.

by UDfan1234567890 April 7, 2019

gain the upper hand

Where you are able to happily grasp and retain a nice gal's "upper" hand --- i.e., the one opposite to her "lower" hand from the shoulder that she's lying on --- while stretched out on your sides at the beach or spooning her in bed.

Being allowed to gain the upper hand while spooning with a nice girl is always a pleasure; just remember to always employ the wrist-twist compromise to ensure maximum comfort for both of you.

by QuacksO August 9, 2018

gain season

A time before winter, where you don’t eat any fat foods or foods that will make you look like shit, so you don’t have to work out over the winter.

Speaker 1: Fuck John, gain season starts tommorow
Speaker 2: Shit, we better go get our last desert!

by intensedab42069 October 26, 2017