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Gobbledonging

Gobbledonging is when you and a partner are having sexual intercourse and you start making noises like a turkey.
"Last night, me and Kim got it on and she was gobbledonging all night long."
by Sir McGregor Slut May 19, 2017
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gobbledygeek

Patently unhelpful tech jargon, of a pretentious and/or unintelligible sort. Language used by a computer nerd who is attempting, unsuccessfully, to communicate with a layperson about computers or technology matters. Often characterized by circumlocution and jargon. Difficult to impossible to comprehend.
I called customer support after my laptop went BSOD, but try as I might, I could NOT understand the GOBBLEDYGEEK coming out of the guy's face hole.
by GAGAHONK September 17, 2012
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gambledygoop

when a man with a intricate knowlege of bagels and specialty cream cheeses ejaculates in the back seat of a delivery truck. two employees borrow the truck to pick up food and discover a large quantity of steamy creamy gamble jizzum
you find a cum puddle aka gambledygoop covering the seat of a domino's delivery car, UPS truck, etc...
by Juncmastr0822 February 16, 2009
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Gentleman Gambler

1. A book written by "Oklahoma Johnny" Hale that tells his story from his humble beginnings as a poor country boy to his successes in business to his wild gambling days playing high stakes poker.

2. A term used to describe an older wealthy man who now lives as a professional high stakes gambler, or is just involved in high stakes gambling on a regular basis. His true wealth may be a product of his success at gambling or other unrelated business ventures, or could even be inherited. The gentleman gambler may at times be viewed as a gentleman of leisure and he often prides himself as a true gentleman, honest and fair, but also as a cool and calm player with many years of gambling experience.
Santos is a true gentleman gambler who has been playing poker all his life. Always brings a lot of money to the table and is very generous, but is still respectful of the other players.
by ALWXXX March 14, 2011
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Everything: Dead
by RickyBobTosun May 5, 2021
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gableflab

a fat roll that connects a girls boobs together to make one boob with two nipples.
( . . ) this is a gableflab
by tony the boss of everything October 15, 2008
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Gambled and lost

When you try to fart but end up shitting in your pants.
Carlos and I were hanging out in the hotel room when Carlos lifted a cheek and squeezed one out. Unfortunately it sounded wet. Carlos gambled and lost.
by perogi February 6, 2007
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