Guatemala 

A country that a city slicker will claim his fancy German car was manufactured in when confronted.

“Well, well. Look at the city slicker pulling up in his fancy German Car”

“This car was made in Guatemala.”

Guatemala by SMTElitist July 11, 2023

Guatemala 

A country that is significantly better than every country ever, especially Belize.

A: Where are you headed for vacation?
B: I'm heading to Guatemala!
A: At least it's not Belize.

Guatemala by donutlord1945 March 19, 2024

Guatemala Mudslide 

A sex act where a man gets on his hands and knees while the girl strokes his penis from behind. At the same time, she tosses the guy's salad. During that time, the guy lets loose a load of diarrhea, creating the "mudslide."

Note: Contaminated water in Guatemala lends itself to diarrhea production.

I gave the girl a Guatemala Mudslide. It was great, but the cleanup is a bitch.

Guatemala Mudslide by MikeandJohn February 20, 2011

guatemala's revenge 

noun: sickness which developes after consuming large amounts of spicy mexican foods, and recieving either of the following condicions: heartburn,
bloating, diarrhea, narcolepsy, bedwetting, genital herpes, impotence, menopause, temporary blindness, polio, testicular cancer, agoraphobia, loss of the ability to smell and/or taste, or even hobophobia.

1: after eating at the local taco stand, i started to feel guatemala's revenge setting in, so I ran to the bathroom.

2: when talking to my friend, i accidently said "guatemala's revenge", rather than montezuma's revenge, so i saved myself from looking stupid by insisting that it was a real word and later decided to make it a real term.

guatemala's revenge by Jwave January 16, 2005

Guatemala taco 

When a guy takes a shit on a girls pussy and eats it off.

"Justin Morrill gave a Guatemala taco to a 13 year old girl named Jess Martineau."

Guatemala taco by Anonymous May 8, 2003

Guatemala Cocktail 

A Guatemala Cocktail is the act of taking a spicy shit in a cocktail glass and force feeding your partner the contents while shattering the glass on their nose and upper lip.

I hear Katie gave Tom a Guatemala Cocktail yesterday. She did it to get him to dump her but that sick bastard LOVED it.

Guatemala Cocktail by Mega Hemroids December 31, 2021

did you get that done in guatemala or something? 

what you say to someone who is victim to bad plasatic surgery

"did you get your boobs done in guatemala or something?"
'what?! i didn't have a boob job!"

did you get that done in guatemala or something? by mary k August 21, 2005