grogan

wiping backwards so that when your partner gives you a blowjob they get a nice surprise

For Valentines day I gave my wife a grogan she will never forget!

by Rob nom nom nom January 12, 2009

grogan

A very obese and ugly girl, who dances with anyone on the dancefloor.

Man 1 : She wasn't too bad...
Man 2 : Dude that bitch was a total grogan!

by beelzeek81 November 7, 2006

grogan

A little Irish man that loves to eat candy, hope around the office like a retard and has a really mean wife

Look, that guy is making a grogan of himself again.

by Anonymous April 22, 2003

grogan

somebody whos always high.

grogan- "you know, i think im gonna stop smokeing, i want to get my view on reality back."

me- "thats cool. how long do you think you'll last?"

grogan-"not too long, it should only take an hour or two"

by ahhmothafucka July 4, 2007

Taking a Grogan

Taking a shit. A "one wiper". Having that sharp stomach pain where you have to run to take a dump. ."

"Aw shit mang, I knew I shouldnt have had that last burrito, now as soon as I get home I be taking a grogan."

by Alex in East Los Angeles August 28, 2014

reverse grogan

Applies when a person sits the opposite way on the shitter during the act of laying a grogan. ie Facing the wall.

This term can also apply to laying of a brogan and aargan, but not usually a frogan.

Bill particularly enjoyed laying reverse grogans due to the fascinating mural of Bertha's aggots on the wall.

by Boon March 9, 2004

snap a grogan

to pump a dump,back one out, ride the porcelein horse, feed the porcelein monster, hang a boris, lay a cable=DO A SHIT

man i really needed to snap that grogan, it touched the bottom while still connected

by joel October 16, 2004