Gay Grips

An insulting name for a person's sideburns. Derives from a person sodomising another from behind and the sodomiser holding on to the sideburns like handles, or grips. See also Buggerers Grips, Sodomisers Straps.

Neil's sideburns are like huge gay grips.

by Twatty McGee July 8, 2010

Ice Grips

Noun. It's a symbol of power and confidence. Simulates wrapping your hand around a cold piece of steel.

The 200 rolled up on me again so I hit ice grips in the middle of the street and he sped away.

by Terry Bad Ice March 28, 2017

The Grips

A condition in which a person experiences crippling stomach cramps, but are unable to take a shit. Will often have you wishing for sweet death and cursing yourself for having those Chili Cheese Fries for lunch. That chocolate milkshake probably didn't help matters either. Can last for several hours or in extreme cases, several days (The Raging Grips). Rest assured, when the bottom drops out though be prepared because shit is about to seriously go down (pun intended). Usually following a case of the grips is a condition called "Shotgun Disorder".

I don't know what the put in that cheeseburger but I've got a case of the grips that'll have you running for cover.

by Rocky Skyline November 4, 2009

Sex Grips

The excess amount of fat tissue on the hip bones.

Used to increase thrust power during sexual intercourse.

love handles

"Michael: Thin bitches are so hard to have sex with.

Jake: Why do you say that, bro?
Michael: They don't have sex grips, there is nothing to grab to increase thrust power."

"Allison: God, I hate my body. My hips are so fatty.

Megan: What are you even saying? Fatty hips make for the best sex grips."

by Punkinlovesyou March 8, 2012

You slips, we grips

Another way of saying Finders keepers, losers weepers. A phrase meaning that whoever finds something is entitled to keep it.

"Hey I was sitting there"!

"To bad you slips we grips"!

"That was my cheeseburger"!
"You slips, we grips homie!

Finding a dollar on the floor that someone dropped.
" You slips, we grips!"

by lightzout December 31, 2009

bugger's grips

Sideburns.

As defined on tonight's Jonathon Ross show (BBC1 22:30).

Used when referring to Supergrass's lead-singer's haircut.

by Rob Dickson June 4, 2004

Pistol grips

The dimples on the lower back of a woman

Lord Alexander have you ever seen thy back dimple my good sir?
I believe thy are called PISTOL GRIPS - Godfrey said

by PistolGrips September 7, 2022