Grande Margaritas

The drink of choice for boyfriends to break-up with their girlfriends over.

Maya: Why are you crying?
Christine: My boyfriend took me out to grande margaritas!
Maya: Ooo ouch you guys broke up.

by ilovetacos468 November 25, 2011

grande cocotte

French for a luxury prostitute. Like a female escort.

That woman sitting by the bar - she is a grande cocotte, I'm certain.

by marsj October 7, 2016

Grande Punto

A reasonably big small sized car. They like to stall for no reason and take just under a year to get 60mph but was designed by the same bloke as the delorean

Steve: My Grande Punto is a little bit slow

Tom: Could be worse, you could have a corsa

by Mario26 February 16, 2014

grande baguette

A penis as large as a big French breadstick.

I used my grande baguette to give Anna Nicole Smith her first stretch marks since the great disappearing chocolate cake mystery of 2001.

by Bloopy April 11, 2005

Grande Stronzo

A italian word meaning giant turd or shit. Literally "piece of shit" or "turd" derived from the verb stronzare, to shit.

Is also commonly known as a "Darren" in the english language.

"Hey, Grande Stronzo! Come help make coffees"

by jennytoomany January 17, 2014

grande prairie

a small redneck town in northern alberta where gollum is said to reside. a little too far from mordor, but close enough to be considered icky. spoiled brats and fat children are plentiful, along with crummy drunk adults. not a pleasant place to experience.

we have to go to grande prairie this weekend. I hope gollum isnt there to greet us. beware of the dog excrements around.

by sos sauce August 21, 2010

Grande Cache

A small town in Northern Alberta where Rig pigs are rock stars, the men wear eye liner, your wealth is based on how many skidoos' and quads you own, hunting is done from the road, and driving highway 40 is like committing suicide. There's a jail where the guards do each other more then the inmates, a mine that's open then closed then open again, and a lumber mill that has no logs.

guy 1: What do you do in Grande Cache
Guy 2: I work
Guy 1: Where at
Guy 2: the rigs
Guy 1: Me To!

by captain poon tang April 26, 2011