Graduation

In the words of Etta James, At last... we graduate as to celebrate the achievements and the efforts we put in all those years. To celebrate the end of an era means to celebrate a new beginning. A new beginning in the next chapters of our lives that sucked so bad where you are broke most of the time, anxious and borderline depressed, lonely and again broke cus taxes suck real bad.

I graduated with honors.. and in honor of my allowances that I will no longer receive
Congratulations on your graduation! who would've thought that your degree won't be of any use in the society that provides you no opportunities to succeed if you have none!

You graduated? you are officially an unproductive member of society! cheers

by Bacteriola November 24, 2021

Graduation

Is when you are done with your school and go on to pursue life. This is also the time when you realize how far you have come and sometimes cried looking back to your past, to your best of friends, and to your crush. Graduation hit hard, really hard if you have a lot of friends and memorable teachers. I miss my friends

Tony: I fucking hate graduation
John: Why?
Tony: I will never have the chance to meet you guys again in the future

by The Giant Cock July 2, 2023

graduation

that one album Kanye West made in 2007 and has some absolute fire tracks

music guy 1: bro whats yo favourite kanye album?
music guy 2: VULTURES 2
music guy 1: you're fucking retarded it's graduation

by xpwn December 22, 2024

graduation glasses

A sudden state of seeing or acknowledging only the good side of someone (or, more rarely, something) which comes upon realization that you are about to part ways with these people.

The term apparently comes from high school or college graduations, when all your classmates whom you've always considered to be mean, stupid or boring all of a sudden appear to be nice, interesting and friendly.

Person one: I was going to break up with my girlfriend yesterday, but then I couldn't because she suddenly seemed so beautiful.
Person two: Mate, that's graduation glasses.

by a0sten May 12, 2011

graduation goggles

The relief and nostalgic feeling one has about a time in their life when it is about to end, even if the time was completely miserable.

(the day before high school graduation)

Senior: I'm really gonna miss this place...
Friend: Dude, you spent the four shittiest years of your life here. That's just the graduation goggles.

by WendyW April 30, 2011

Graduation Bling

Any form of honors that are outwardly expressed while graduating from an academic institution. Includes, but is not limited to, medals for GPA (cum laude, magna cum laude, summa cum laude), honor society cords or silk throw-overs, and maybe even fireworks if you're a complete badass.

I joined five honor societies in my time at college. I had mad graduation bling, yo.

by J. Saynt September 18, 2009

graduation consummation

to have sex for the first time of being a (high school/collage) graduate. A great way to celebrate your graduation and an awesome excuse to have sex.

Susan: "Can you believe it Dave? We're finally graduating!"

Dave: "I know right? Wanna celebrate with a graduation consummation?"

by D3yt0n May 23, 2009