Grades are fucking cancer literally
Oh I have to have passing grades to go to the next grade looks at grades Holy shit I am failing I am fucked
by Ooof1234 September 21, 2021
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If ur Asian stay at an A or high B
If ur American, shit go for a D
If ur Indian, stay at B or higher
For all other races, go for a C or higher
If ur Asian stay at an A or high B
If ur American, shit go for a D
If ur Indian, stay at B or higher
For all other races, go for a C or higher
Me: “Ah Shit My Grades Are Low.”
Friend: “Good Luck, Comrade. You Will Need It.”
Me: *Comes Home*
Mom: “Lemme See Your Grades”
Me: *Shows Grades*
Mom: “So You Have Chosen DEATH”
Friend: “Good Luck, Comrade. You Will Need It.”
Me: *Comes Home*
Mom: “Lemme See Your Grades”
Me: *Shows Grades*
Mom: “So You Have Chosen DEATH”
by EDP_TheOneWithEverySTD August 31, 2022
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Applies to anyone currently in school. It is basically listing you're priorities in life. You can't go straight for the bitches and expect to move on in life, but by putting the grades before the bitches you can expect a great bitch count for the long run. Use this saying when you're trying to explain to a friend that "pussy isn't just pussy".
JT: i got more important things to worry about, like smashing.
KD: no you don't. grades before bitches bruh.
KD: no you don't. grades before bitches bruh.
by KDandJT July 23, 2009
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Kyle: Seriously? Omg! Grades before raids
Kyle: Seriously? Omg! Grades before raids
by Kurtems June 9, 2010
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an A doesn’t stand for awesome anymore, it stands for average.
B stands for bad. because when you make a B, you are below average. all the other asians are making A’s.
a C stands for crap. that means youre doing terrible. your parents are gonna probably lecture you, gonna yell at you, gonna spank you a few times.
a D stands for death. your parents are gonna threaten to kill you.
an F stands for fucked cause you know what? your parents are gonna probably abandon you, send you to boarding school, terrible things.
an A doesn’t stand for awesome anymore, it stands for average.
B stands for bad. because when you make a B, you are below average. all the other asians are making A’s.
a C stands for crap. that means youre doing terrible. your parents are gonna probably lecture you, gonna yell at you, gonna spank you a few times.
a D stands for death. your parents are gonna threaten to kill you.
an F stands for fucked cause you know what? your parents are gonna probably abandon you, send you to boarding school, terrible things.
by RdizzleFoshizzleMynizzle October 29, 2009
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Friend: Oh it’s because of my JUUL
Friend: JUUL IN MY POCKET GRADES GO SKYROCKET
Friend: Oh it’s because of my JUUL
Friend: JUUL IN MY POCKET GRADES GO SKYROCKET
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