Grades 

Grades are fucking cancer literally

Oh I have to have passing grades to go to the next grade looks at grades Holy shit I am failing I am fucked

Grades by Ooof1234 September 21, 2021

Grades 

Determine how good ur doing in school, and it’s recommended to keep this high. If it drops too low, u will enter an unskippable cutscene. A mysterious entity called “ur mom” will enter the room with a belt has a weapon of choice. If this happens, may god save ur soul.

If ur Asian stay at an A or high B
If ur American, shit go for a D
If ur Indian, stay at B or higher
For all other races, go for a C or higher

Me: “Ah Shit My Grades Are Low.”
Friend: “Good Luck, Comrade. You Will Need It.”
Me: *Comes Home*
Mom: “Lemme See Your Grades”
Me: *Shows Grades*
Mom: “So You Have Chosen DEATH”

Grades by EDP_TheOneWithEverySTD August 31, 2022

grades before bitches 

Applies to anyone currently in school. It is basically listing you're priorities in life. You can't go straight for the bitches and expect to move on in life, but by putting the grades before the bitches you can expect a great bitch count for the long run. Use this saying when you're trying to explain to a friend that "pussy isn't just pussy".

JT: i got more important things to worry about, like smashing.
KD: no you don't. grades before bitches bruh.

grades before bitches by KDandJT July 23, 2009

grades before raids 

What you say to someone when they skip school or neglect their homework to play World of Warcraft.

Emmett: Wow, Jake went home at lunch to play wow. And we have a math test this afternoon

Kyle: Seriously? Omg! Grades before raids

grades before raids by Kurtems June 9, 2010

Asian Grades 

A = Average
B = Bad
C = Crap
D = Dead
F = Fucked...

"Asian Grades" are alot different
an A doesn’t stand for awesome anymore, it stands for average.
B stands for bad. because when you make a B, you are below average. all the other asians are making A’s.
a C stands for crap. that means youre doing terrible. your parents are gonna probably lecture you, gonna yell at you, gonna spank you a few times.
a D stands for death. your parents are gonna threaten to kill you.
an F stands for fucked cause you know what? your parents are gonna probably abandon you, send you to boarding school, terrible things.

Asian Grades by RdizzleFoshizzleMynizzle October 29, 2009

JUUL In My Pocket Grades Go SkyRocket 

All the A++++ nerds have A JUUL in their pocket

Me:Brudda u r so smart how?
Friend: Oh it’s because of my JUUL
Friend: JUUL IN MY POCKET GRADES GO SKYROCKET

JUUL In My Pocket Grades Go SkyRocket by Reeeeelord April 3, 2018

my grades 

Terrible. Just awful and painful to look at.

Terrible. Have you seen my grades? They are god awfully painful to look at!

my grades by Dr. Assmaster December 23, 2017