Goatse

noun.
1. Infamous picture of Man with Wide Anus.
2. A prank to pull on people over teh internet
verb.
To fool a person into clicking said picture.
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Goatse is one of the best/worst photos up on the interweb.

by RROMM January 06, 2008

goatse

A disgusting picture of a man stretching his anus extremely wide.

-Hey you know what goatse is?
-no, what is it?
-check this website out!
-oh god it's horrible!
-hahaha!

by Jack Wang 2 April 17, 2009

Goatse

One Of The Best Known Shock Sites. With A Man Stretching His Anus

Joe:Hey
Max:What?
Joe:Have You Seen Goatse?
Max:Whats A Goatse?
Joe:You Really Want To Know?
(Max Visits Goatse)
Max:What The Fuck???

by DX3V21 April 13, 2009

Goatse

Picture of man stretching his buttcrack so the buttcheeks are not together.

Bob: have you seen goatse?
Joe: No, let me see it.
Bob: *goes on internet and looks up goatse*
Joe: NO ITS HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!! (x_x)

by JereMyMarCinEk July 24, 2010

goatse

1. Applying muscular pressure to the anus, resulting in the self extraction of the rectum. (both voluntary, or involuntary)

Background:
A video called "goatse" was posted on steakandcheese.com in 2002. In it was an anal gangbang in which the FEMALE throws her legs over her head, and squeezes out her rectum (as if a flower is blooming). The males proceed to fornicate with the rectum while it is extracted.

A picture called "goatse" was posted on rotten.com back in 2002. In it was a weightlifting accident in which the weightlifter's rectum exploded out of his anus while attempting a squat exercise.

"That cum-farter is so loose that he/she can goatse."

"If you attempt to squat an excessive amount of weight, you will goatse."

by Skad8erateher May 09, 2009

goatse

When a person spreads their anus by pulling apart their buttocks.

n00b: Hi! I'm new here!
Experienced elder: Google image search for goatse with SafeSearch off!

by Burkshifter May 30, 2005

goatse

1) When a man opens his anus to extreme measures, such that you can pretty much see the inside

MAN! that goatse was so big I could see bones!

by JeffZhang June 09, 2005