Gaykeeper

If any player on a soccer team is supposed to be gay, it’s mostly likely it’ll be a goalkeeper. Periodt.

L: Oh, do you know that, if talkin about soccer team, goalkeeper is most likely to be the most gay-ish person.
M: Fr?
L: Yuh. They r called gaykeepers.

by babybye July 17, 2020

gaykeeper

The gaykeeper is the straights gay gatekeeper friend. The gaykeeper is someone who is very hot and is very connected to powerful gay men and you use them to getting invited to fabulous parties, so you can mix, mingle and network. It's usually a woman or a less attractive gay male who needs a gaykeeper.

My gaykeeper friend got me into the Vogue after party.

I totally met Michael Kors last night!

how's that?

Through my gaykeeper , Sam.

by bragladish June 5, 2016

Goal Keeper

A perpectual and never ending cock blocking. A cat whose job is to try everything to block your chances at getting laid. Someone that blocks vagina that isn't his in the first place.

"Everytime with go out to the club, my Goddamn cousin be acting like a goal keeper!"
"... Hatin' ass niggas be baller blockin', acting like some Goal keepers." -Lil' Wayne

by Isavage August 25, 2011

gaykeeper

bitches whose sexuality is their only personality and gatekeep being fruity.

"god, charlie is so boring, all they can talk about is how they're gay!"
"right, they're such a gaykeeper."

by grassdirt February 4, 2022

GillKeeper

The sort of RL goalkeeper that says they will stay in goal then be found in their half of the pitch within seconds

Person 1: I'm going to be the GillKeeper this game

Person 2: Oh god

by OohItsAshley September 11, 2022

goalkeepal

When a goalkeeper scores a football (soccer) goal.

John Brown, the goalkeeper, gets a goalkeepal

by eeeeertyuytrrrrrrrrrrrrty7uytr May 20, 2023