Pick Gnomes are devious abominations that spend their lives solely to do what they can to destroy the human race. The impact they have is great, by stealing any guitar or bass pick that hits the floor after accidently being dropped. Ever drop your guitar pick? yup the pick gnomes. It's gone buddy. GONE.
Fred-*shredding but drops pick*
Andrew-"Hey man, where'd your pick go? it should be like under your chair"
Fred-"DAMN YOU PICK GNOMES!"
Andrew-"Hey man, where'd your pick go? it should be like under your chair"
Fred-"DAMN YOU PICK GNOMES!"
by wehrmachtalie January 16, 2009
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The dude at the desk next to me has become the penis gnome after becoming the office safety manager. He totally bitched me out for leaving the toilet seat up in the bathroom in front of everyone.
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You've been gnomed is a video on the internet, of a gnome saying "You've been gnomed!". It started to become popular in November and December of 2018. To gnome someone, you either send them an image of the gnome, or send them the video. There are many other ways to gnome people, too.
Ho ho ho ha ha, ho ho ho hee hee ha! Hello me old chum! I'm gnot a gnelf, I'm gnot a gnoblin, I'm a gnome, and you've been GNOMED!
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Random classmate-" Omg br0 its Gamora, hes last name is Gamora hahaha"
Me- No its Gomora G,O
Random classmate-" No cap bro are you green?"
Me- dies inside
Exp2
Teacher- Put your first and last name on your Google doc
Me- I"nserts first name later inserts las name"
Google- Hey did you ment Gamora
Me- The day I lost my identity
Random person who's voting for defenitions to stay who probably ignored this- Hey why didint you make it funny and put curse words.
Me the only person on the universe with Gomora as their last name; If I add any curse words on this they will probably won't accept me to any college because how sedative people are and how they search for any website for anything with your personal info.
Internet stranger- oh ok I get it now
Random classmate-" Omg br0 its Gamora, hes last name is Gamora hahaha"
Me- No its Gomora G,O
Random classmate-" No cap bro are you green?"
Me- dies inside
Exp2
Teacher- Put your first and last name on your Google doc
Me- I"nserts first name later inserts las name"
Google- Hey did you ment Gamora
Me- The day I lost my identity
Random person who's voting for defenitions to stay who probably ignored this- Hey why didint you make it funny and put curse words.
Me the only person on the universe with Gomora as their last name; If I add any curse words on this they will probably won't accept me to any college because how sedative people are and how they search for any website for anything with your personal info.
Internet stranger- oh ok I get it now
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Get the gnom mug.Sock gnomes are mythical creatures that pilfer socks. The loss of which only becomes aparent at the exact instant that one really really needs to find them. Sock gnomes are related to the underpants gnomes. The archenemy of the sock gnomes is the sock goblins
by Grant McDonald February 2, 2004
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