Glompokalypse

A glomp, or running hug tackle, of such magnitude that the earth itself shakes in terror at the sheer force being applied. Typically executed by people of larger size, 6 feet+. Glompokalypse are unintentionally dangerous and should be undertaken with care lest the glomp escalate. A glompokalypse may be precieved as jovial or kind spirited by the party glomping, but can often lead to painful damage to key ossific structures in the human body.

Person A: ITS GLOMPING TIME!!!!!
Person B: no! please no!
Person A: AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!! *glompokalypses person b into on coming traffic*
Person b: My...my... bones... *dies*

by Threevoices April 27, 2011

globgogabgolab

"Glogogabgoblab" is a name of a famous michelin-man looking character, featuring in a cartoon series.

"Globgogabgolab looks like the Michelin Man!"

by Uyfey June 16, 2018

glomjob

Glomjob absolute GOAT. Glomjob is good, and fast at soccer. everyone loves glomjob. He is also know as goofy, and a hilarious guy. On hisfree time he plays soccer and plays with his children, little Gjobs. People refer to glomjob as GJ. He is know for his relaxed vibe. He is the true #1.

You wish you were as cool as glomjob.

by random little lizard May 16, 2017

Globgogabgalab

"The yeast of thoughts and minds"

I am the Globgogabgalab

by The (real) The The May 19, 2018

Globgor

Saying something very obvious to people,but them not getting it.

Oh my god , they went globgor when I tried talking to them about the meeting they were in charge of!

by Greogry June 6, 2018

Glompoginous

The act of running to the shop to get chips and cheese

“Hey dude do you want some chips and cheese”
“Yeh of course you glompoginous

by Dweeb2018 November 3, 2018

Globgogabgolab

A big blob-ish creature that usually sings rap and dances a ritual dance to summon it's book slaves.

Person: what's that i the distance?
Globgogabgolab: I'm the Globglogabgalab.
And I love books.
And this basement is
a true treasure trove.
I am the Glob-glo-gab-galab
The shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble
flibba blabba blab
I'm full of shwibbly glib-a-kind
I am the yeast of thoughts and minds
Shwabble dabble glibble
glabble schribble shwap glab
Dibble dabble shribble
shrabble glibbi-glap shwap
Shwabble dabble glibble
glabble shwibble shwap-dap
Dibble dabble shribble
shrabble glibbi-shwap glab
Oooh, ha ha ha, mmm, splendid!
Simply delicious~!
Ooooohm, ha ha ha ha!
I am the Glob-glo-gab-galab
The shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble
flibba blabba blab
I'm full of shwibbly glib-a-kind
I am the yeast of thoughts and minds
Shwabble dabble glibble
glabble schribble shwap glab
Dibble dabble shribble
shrabble glibbi-glap shwap
Shwabble dabble glibble
glabble shwibble shwap-dap
Dibble dabble shribble
shrabble glibbi-shwap glab

by Globgogabgolab hunter December 19, 2020