Much like a regular knocky, only you use specifically your erect penis for the knockout blow by slapping it across the receiver's jaw.
"Danny, mate, a jist gave some bird a knocky!"
"Aw fair do's brother, ah jist gave mine's a Glaswegian knocky!"
"Aw fair do's brother, ah jist gave mine's a Glaswegian knocky!"
by Yerboidanny December 17, 2018
Get the glaswegian knocky mug.An act of sexual mutilation where a woman places a razor blade between her breasts prior to the act of titty-fucking.
"You still looking at getting circumcised?"
"No need. A girl surprised with a Glaswegian Pencil Sharpener last weekend."
"No need. A girl surprised with a Glaswegian Pencil Sharpener last weekend."
by Quinterious December 12, 2020
Get the Glaswegian Pencil Sharpener mug.two pieces of white bread, with another piece of white bread as the filling.
A common meal among the aristocracy and students.
A common meal among the aristocracy and students.
Child: what's for dinner ma?
Mother: fek off ya wee shyt am tryn shoot up some brown ere
Child: guess it's a glaswegian sandwich for me tonight
Mother: fek off ya wee shyt am tryn shoot up some brown ere
Child: guess it's a glaswegian sandwich for me tonight
by Big boi d January 23, 2021
Get the Glaswegian Sandwich mug.Is a Junkie that eats hot dogs and burgers from the dodgy van round the back of the community hall. He gets his heroin from a bloke named Jamie who lives in Cumbernauld. Has committed several acts of aggravated assault and drugs charges.
by Aunt Cass' Toes May 3, 2022
Get the Glaswegian (Weegy) mug.A sexual position where people engage in ménage à trois but the centre person wears a dildo strapped on their forehead and gets down on all fours. All people have had plentiful amounts of scotch and one person performs vaginal or anal sex behind the 'unicorn' while another literally rides the unicorn's horn.
"I hear that Tom, Jessica and Beth got really fucked up at that party, apparently they were doing a Glaswegian Unicorn in front of everybody."
by KantoChaos April 24, 2017
Get the Glaswegian Unicorn mug."How did you get home last night?" "Had a Glaswegian Marathon run on the way home and didn't have money for an uber anyways."
"How yoos get home last night, was alright?" "Had a Glasgae Marathon runner on the way home and dinae have money for an uber anyways."
"How yoos get home last night, was alright?" "Had a Glasgae Marathon runner on the way home and dinae have money for an uber anyways."
by osuiqueue May 11, 2019
Get the Glaswegian Marathon mug.An act of sexual mutilation where a woman place a razor blade between her breasts prior to a titty-fucking.
"Are you still looking into getting circumcised?"
"No need. A girl surprised me with a Glaswegian Pencil Sharpener last week!"
"No need. A girl surprised me with a Glaswegian Pencil Sharpener last week!"
by Quinterious December 12, 2020
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