Giuseppe

A typical name for those who have a “MICRO PENIS”

Person 1: Is that Giuseppe?
Person 2: yeah the one with the small dick

by deprisco August 23, 2020

Giuseppe

The single-most greatest and sexiest man alive. Will bang your mom with his 25 foot cock. Gets carded every game eve though he gets all-ball. Liverpool fan. Also is the worlds greatest midfielder. He is a SIIII Merchant. A version of Prime Moments Giuseppe

Guy 1: Giuseppe banged my mom

Guy 2: Giuseppe banged my mom as well

by Shaqiri Shaqiri November 22, 2021

Giuseppe

Soo a Giuseppe is a kind of person that you will never refind. I mean, he’s always sweet, attentive, every time he try to not hurt your feelings, he has a type of kindness that is super but super rare (I guarantee you), that helps everyone (strangers like homeless or friends). He is a how I can say ehm trabajador, I mean he is very devoted to his job, he works so much. He’s very smart, has a wide knowledge. At the same time I think that he can feel feelings that not many people can, he’s like a very romantic person, from his eyes you can read the exact thoughts and emotions. He overthinks too much so you have to reassure him, say as many times as possible I love you and fill up with kisses. I don’t know I would do without a Giuseppe, he is a shoulder to cry on and laugh. You must and say MUST hold on to him. He’ll be always there, even if it doesn’t seem, he will.

And yeah that’s all. I love youuu so much.

Letizia "why are u in love with him??"
Me “because he is a Giuseppe"

by Meee20/03/22/12 November 23, 2021

Giuseppe

Giuseppe is a kind hearted gentleman who not only rocks your world in a normal setting but his big dick helps rock your world in every other situation

Girl 1" I really love Giuseppe"
Girl 2 " do you love him or his dick"

by Lady Perceval July 3, 2023

Giuseppe milk

When you mix a group of elements, preferably from the periodic table, and it makes a while liquid. This liquid is Giuseppe's milk.

Fuck yeah, drink up that Giuseppe milk Growse.

by Giuseppe September 4, 2022

Giuseppe Gottabigdong

Someone that has a big dong, or slong, or a bingaling ball. If you don't get it I'm sorry. Someone's dong is in a gong.

Guy#1 I have a big Giuseppe Gottabigdong
Guy#2 you mean you got a big slong

by RHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHA September 7, 2023

Giuseppe Petralinho

Always wins the ball back.

Guy 1: Did you hear Giuseppe Petralinho lost his virginity?

Guy 2: Ya but I heard he won it back

by Shaqiri Shaqiri November 22, 2021