Giorgio

Giorgio loves himself more then anyone loves him and more then he could think about you. He loves to look in the mirror. He never brushes his teeth and he thinks he's God's gift to women although he prefers ass over she she. He just has a very high labito but no talent and he plays super smooth and is attractive but is a walking VD.....he humps anything that moves so don't think your special and boy can he lie. He convinces himself of his lies and rehurses them before he tells them to you so they are true in his mind. If you buy it.....hes yours. Don't expect him to own it.. Hes a con man gypsy at heart raises by his mother to be a gypsy. He has to tell mom so she'll be proud of all the paint brushes he stole last year.....he gets away with everything and it's never his fault cause he is very sharp. He loves boobs maybe because he was nursed until he was five and that's why he's a smarty gypsy......Hes a character and he will suck you in hes powerful thinks he's a gangster and he is. You got to be scarier then him to tolerate him for any time. He fears negative opinions

Oh Giorgio is such a jet he smells good and looks good but isn't that good.

by Don't hate me cause I'm a girl March 04, 2021

Giorgio

One of the most depressed kids out there but always finds someone who plays him but there is that one person

Giorgio hates everyone, Giorgio hates getting played, Giorgio is loyal

by Jajjsjs February 23, 2018

Giorgio

He is the most wonderful person you can ever meet! He is always happy and funny, rarely ever serious, he only is when he know he has to be, he is very tough and strong, he loves sports, especially football, if you ever meet a Giorgio in your life become his friend and be nice to him, if you do so he will be so kind!

Me: Giorgio’s your boyfriend now!?!?!
BFF: Yup!!!
Both of us: SQUEEEEEEE!!!!-
Giorgio: Hi
Me: I’m gonna leave you two alone~ *locks door behind her*
BFF: I-
BFF:
Giorgio:

by 💔💋🥀🖤Broken Hearted🖤🥀💋💔 October 27, 2019

Giorgio

Giorgio is an Italian name, which is used to call someone plain, boring or bland. Similar to the English name George, it is a very common name.

Friend 1: "That guy at the part was sooo boring"
Friend 2: "Yeah he was such a GIORGIO"

by RocketMaster69 September 01, 2020

giorgio tsoukalos

Better known online as the Aliens Guy, Giorgio A. Tsoukalos is a certified batshit UFO "expert" and Internet meme given too much exposure by the History Channel, who attributes easily explainable feats of ancient architecture to the work of aliens with nothing better to do than travel all the way to Earth just to build pyramids.

Alternatively, a noun used to describe any similarly batshit conspiracy theory.

1. Giorgio Tsoukalos: "I don't think Atlantis sank; I think Atlantis lifted off." (Actual quote.)

2. To claim that the government is slowly poisoning us, controlling the weather with satellites, or made of lizard people is a real Giorgio Tsoukalos.

Giorgio Tsoukalos is the ultimate human shitpost.

by Whom it doesn't concern December 26, 2016

Giovanni Giorgio

An Italian musician, and one of the pioneers of EDM music.

My name is Giovanni Giorgio. But, everybody calls me Giorgio."

by NotKringe April 22, 2021

giorgio's caress

the roommate who enters your bathroom while you secretly spank the pud and asks if you need a HAND

Matt, did you give Wes the giorgio's caress last night??

Matt, I sure did enjoy your giogio's caress for my afternoon delight.

Matt, I think you need to give John giorgio's caress.

by Wes the roommate April 06, 2006