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gastric pummeled belly

An unsettling of your stomach that can be caused by several different things. A night of drinking, a spicy meal, or any type of dairy product. This may also cause your stomach to boil, brew, or induce violent and explosive bowel movements and diarrhea.
I just polished off a pizza and a 12 pack of Old Milwaukee's Best Light. I guarantee that at about 5am tonight I'm going to have serious GPB. Yeah, that's Gastric Pummeled Belly.
by Junkboyy January 15, 2009
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gastro pong

A controversial sex move in which a person inserts ping pong balls into their anus (gastro), and then shoots out said balls into the mouth of a willing participant (pong).
"I heard Mike enjoys a good same of gastro pong. I wouldn't share any drinks with him if I were you."
by Euro89 February 6, 2014
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Gastropolitan

Somebody who's super morbidly obese to the point of probable near-death, but acts sexy as fuck and tries to guilt everybody else into finding them attractive.
Have you heard that Tess Holliday made the cover of Cosmopolitan magazine? Looks like "Gastropolitan" is a whole new level of Cosmo.
by ChildOfHyperion September 2, 2018
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Gastric Brood

A fetish that acts as a mixture between emetophilia, oviposition, and vore, inspired by gastric brooding frogs (Rheobatrachus). Describes the process of swallowing fertile eggs, having them hatch in the body, and being regurgitated. Eggs are often that of worm-like creatures such as snakes, maggots, or centipedes, to enhance the focus on wriggling and squirming in the host's stomach.
Person A: Dude I just saw some fucked up hentai where a giant wasp laid eggs in a girl's stomach, and when they hatched she puked them up. Can't believe some people get off to this.
Person B: Oh yeah, that sounds like some Gastric Brood shit.
by Heruppe March 1, 2021
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gastrovascular

Latin for "Worst game ever invented".

This is a reference from the hit movie The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe where Edmund defines the word.
"Come on, Peter. Gastrovascular.

Is it Latin? - Yes.
Is it Latin for 'worst game ever invented'?"-2005 Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe.
by NarniaExpert January 2, 2011
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Gastroporn

A book or magazine with pictures of food so good it makes you say "more, yes, GIVE IT TO ME!!!" and then feel guilty just for looking at it.
The latest Nigel Slater book is total gastroporn
by ben dyer April 23, 2006
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Gentrification

When a bunch of white people move to the ghetto and open up a bunch of cup cake shops
The lower east side has undergone gentrification by homos and hipsters
by tucan121 February 9, 2012
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