Garrison 

n.
An older homosexual man. Usually is bipolar and distances himself from reality. A Garrison is afraid of expressing his inner feelings and is afraid of being alone. Usually has kinky lovers.

*Based on the character Mr. Garrison from "South Park".

Mr. Smith is such a Garrison

Garrison by Pitoyable May 13, 2005

garrison 

A person who acts like they get biddies but never does. A person who always wears a forward polo hat, polo shirt, grey zipper-up hoody, jeans, white reebok classics, and jelled bangs. Garrison quote, "Yo dawg, where the biddies?"

Man, you're such a Garrison. You get no biddies.

garrison by sheisty October 6, 2005

Garrison 

A guy who will make you fall in love with him and then cheat on you, lie about it, and swears he loves you. But wait, before he says that he says that he hated you for something YOU NEVER FUCKING DID but still said he loved you over the time you were together. He'll also fuck over nice people and fuck up their meaning of love.

My ex was such a Garrison.

Garrison by Katerina and Elijah December 26, 2018

Garrison 

A low life Meth-head sex addict nigger with no background information whatsoever.

Did you see the garrison lately? I heard he’s on the prowl.

Garrison by Cayden Rollins July 18, 2018

Garrison 

A faggot who thinks he's cool and has douchebag hair. He is usually tall and skinny the complete opposite of his dick.

Yeah i heard garrison had a chode.

Garrison by Weeaboo_Slayer69 March 1, 2017

Garrison 

The Garrison are roblox gate slaves who stop at NOTHING to serve the gate.

Person 1: Where are my garrison at?
Person 2: They're at the gate, being slaves.

Garrison by bobbybobstar123 July 7, 2018

Garrison 

Garrison is a type of guy you just want to punch in the face. Usually faggy blonde hair. Sometimes a fake nigga. Fuckboy that thinks he pulls bait, but the only thing he pulls is with his right hand in the shower. But most of all just an asshole

Dude see that guy over ther messing with the special kids? Oh well total garrison

Garrison by Jamal Iverson March 16, 2017