grockle

A holiday maker, but one from outside the local vicinity, i.e. someone holidaying in Christchurch who's from Southampton isn't a grockle. Term used on the south coast and has spread eastwards, stopping at Southampton water. Most commonly heard in the solent town of Lymington where it's used as an insult towards ignorant and usually posh tourists, those with caravans, those with five kids, a dog and granddad tagging along and those that have been coming to the town for twenty years and think they know/own the place. Most commonly heard amongst fed-up shopworkers and working-class locals. Tends not to be applied to foreign tourists as these generally tend to be considerate people when travelling and don't make a nuisance of themselves.

"Heads up, grockle in the shop!"

"I want to take out these grockles with a sniper rifle."

by I Love Tarquin November 13, 2007

grockle box

A caravan towed by tourists.

"Iv just spent 3 hours stuck behind a f*cking grockle box on the B350"

by Andy March 31, 2008

Grock

A particularly large person, both in height and in weight. Usually lacking in intelligence, a Grock is often dull witted and slow minded.

"Aw! That Wayne Rooney is such a Grock!"

by Wee Crawk September 9, 2009

grockle shell

A west country term meaning caravan

I wish there was no bloody grockle shells on the road

by chillibabe February 7, 2009

grockabitch

when you pull up and shit so bad you a grockabitch

chilling in the cut boutta grockabitch

by Lil Cockfuck April 27, 2021

grocky

Great mixed with cocky

Person A:That guy is super cool!
Person B:Yeah but he’s a little too self centered .
Person C:Guys he’s just grocky!

by Grockyboi March 16, 2018

grockel

Actually a Cornish saying which means "Wandering fool".

Here comes a grockel, I wonder what we can fob off on him.

by J Man187592 December 19, 2005