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future

An imaginary land of peace, love and prosperity, often unconsciously linked to another domain - the past. An equally fictional realm of regret, sorrow and despair.
The future's not here now, nor will it be in the future.
by Prof. Osled November 23, 2009
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jemimAOur future is fucked, as is humanity!”
by I’m just telling the truth December 26, 2019
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A term generally used when referring to a situation the hasn't happened yet. It also can be used to described the past. This requires you to say " the future past " emphasizing on the both future and past. You pause in between future and past. There are many combination's as shown below.
The word "Future" originates from the chickens, in the year 2306 { this was the third war that never happened until the king of the ants conquered the spiders to over throw the 1972 New Jersey Nets to win the superbowl who were facing the challenges set forth by the ducks}
" Where is the the year 2003? The fucking ducks took it."
"When?"
"In the future past!"
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"Why do i have to find escalaber?"
"Because i need it to defecate"
"What?!"
"FUTURE!"
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by The X man reancarnation October 20, 2008
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by August mellemkaer November 28, 2017
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This means what will happen later in your stupid horrible life. It can tell you the way you die or if you will Mary that kid Annesa. Maybe I will kill myself with a windex bottle and a spatula.
Example: That kid Gio, his description might say he is immortal but what if he gets hit by a boogie bus, followed by a coal transport train, and lastly a fighter jet, and to top it off with a not so happy Thanos and a gold butt grabber. Future
by Buttsuc December 19, 2018
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The time ahead of the present time; the time where some things change.

The time where things are predicted.
Kid: Mom when are we gonna go to insert fun place here?
Mom: in the future

I predict in the future that we will have flying cars.
by User_takenlol99 December 13, 2019
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Nobody knows what the fuck he saying Ngl all we know is, he's Future and he's a Mumble Rapper.
Fan: "Hey Future, can I get your autograph?"
Future: *Weird Mumbling noises* "I'm future!" *Weird Mumbling noises*
by Crinngo21 December 30, 2019
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