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hurricane

An temporary alliance formed between the ocean and the sky with the goal of killing people. The ocean's ability to attack the land is limited, so it lends the sky some of its water and energy so it can assault people farther inland then it normally could.
Hurricanes are far more powerful then the storms the sky creates on its own. They are just another reason the ocean must be destroyed.
by Ocean Truth Society April 21, 2005
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Butterflies and Hurricanes

A song by Muse that presents the risk of reducing you to a overwhelmed pudding of what you previously were, simultaneously changing your views on the limits of man, resurrecting your faith in modern music, whacking you with every pleasant or good thing that has ever happened in your life back into the front of your mind, and making you question why you have gone this long without hearing it.

This masterpiece that the English language merely gave the name ‘song’ to features a piano solo that will make you burst into tears. You will automatically assume that the pianist is just the pianist due to the solo’s advanced composure, but in reality (of which you have lost the meaning of after hearing the song) this virtuoso is also the gifted-fingered guitarist, angelic vocals, and song-writer- or more fitting- composer. After listening you may find yourself using British spelling, even though you’re American, talking fast, learning the alphabet backwards, and being a cooler person. Upon listening to all of Muse’s other songs you most likely get the same effect, but this one’s my favourite (hehe… spelling).
*John finds overwhelmed puddle of pudding with ear-phones in*

Pudding: listen to “Butterflies and Hurricanes”

*John listens to “Butterflies and Hurricanes”

John-Flavoured Pudding: I feel love, anger, lust, and ‘shrooms multiplied and improved all at once. I don’t need food, water, drugs, or sex ever again.
by star-lit May 17, 2009
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Crossfire Hurricane

According to a biography of Keith Richards, the first line of the song, "I was born in a crossfire hurricane," is a reference to the fact that Richards was born near London during World War II in the midst of a German air raid.
"I was born in a crossfire hurricane."
by Saturn865 November 7, 2019
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Hurricane Bawbag

The name given to the windy day Scotland had on the 8 December 2011.
"American hurricane namers are lazy. They pick easy ones like "George" and "Kate". Only in Scotland could they come up with Hurricane Bawbag"

I got the day aff cos ah tha' Hurricane Bawbag
by granticle December 14, 2011
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bullshit hurricane season

Bullshit Hurricane Season occurs in the United States from about mid-summer until election day every year. Every four years there is a marked increase in the severity of Bullshit Hurricane Season, this event coincides with the Presidential Elections. Bullshit Hurricane Season consists of:
-Mud-slinging political television ads which pile up the bullshit higher and deeper each day.
-Debates that include insults and character attacks
-Talking heads on TV and radio "personalities" who dissect and examine every piece of irrelevant minutiae
We are in the middle of Bullshit Hurricane Season so I will not be watching TV until the second week of November. I will be watching DVDs instead.
by kajoe October 18, 2008
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Hurricane Katrina

A very large hurricane that made landfall on August 28, 2005, a few miles to the east of New Orleans. Was a category 5 hurricane with winds in access of 170 MPH at first, but weakened before landfall to a strong category 4. Flooded 4/5 of new orleans, and wiped out many small communities along the coastline. Hundreds dead or missing. One of the worst hurricanes to hit the U.S. in recent history.
Thank god Hurricane Katrina didn't hit houston, and bless the souls of those who did get hit...
by Rush8192 September 20, 2005
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Velvet Hurricane

An extremely good blow job involving mouth, hands, tongue, all working together in fast extreme motions like a hurricane but soft like velvet for great pleasure. Pretty much the most amazing thing ever. Porn star grade head. Definitely as good as sex. End result is loud moaning and extreme body tension and pulsating.
-"Dude that was like the best head I've ever gotten. It was like a... velvet hurricane!"

-"I definitely just got a velvet hurricane. It was awesome!"
by John the Baptist 69 June 12, 2011
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