funny money

Small denomination (usually one dollar, more if you're big pimpin') bills that are used for tipping at a strip club.

Needles brought $1000 in funny money to Vegas.

by rickoshea September 24, 2003

funny money

Not having enough currency as you portray to have.

When you go out to a club or a party and you expect the price to be 12 dollars but it cost 18 to get in and you have to ask a friend to borrow it. You have funny money.

by Joe Dollaz March 15, 2009

the funky monkey dance

what dumbass 13 year old boys call sex.

I totally wanna do the funky monkey dance with Amy.

by the only smart person in the world January 27, 2006

funky monkey

a woman's pussy that smell bad.

when she pulled down her panties,i could smell her funky monkey,i then said can we just cuddle.

by domino66 November 22, 2010

Funky Monkey

A chocolate milkshake with half a banana in it. Really good. Tastes like an otter jumping over the rainbow and giving you a pot of gold. Also used as an excuse for a chocoholic to call themselves healthy because they have fruit in their milkshake.

GIRL: Slow down, you're going to have a heart attack, man! That's your third Funky Monkey today!
GUY: It has banana in it, so I'm fine.

by GayHorse :P May 20, 2014

Funny Money

Fake cash/counterfeit money

Or

Extortionate prices that you laugh at

Uh Oh... That guy gave my funny money for my car.

What!? $600 for a freaking mirror?

by Edward McPherson December 30, 2008

funky monkey

Stinky unwashed vagina. With labia so big it reminds the viewer of a Chimpanzee's lips.

"I started going down on her until I saw then smelled her funky monkey!"

"She's beautiful, but I heard she has a funky monkey!"

by Nauj73 February 17, 2014