funnel cake

A pussy that has been creampied so much that it looks like the sugar coating on a funnel cake hence the name.

Toni: "You ok?"
Olivia: "Hell No! I was just funnel caked!"
Toni: "OH DAMN! better clean that out."

by SExyjesusSLA June 4, 2010

german chocolate funnel cake

A fun sex game of a Germanic origin. You place a funnel hose into your partners anus. You simply shoot your diarrhea into the funnel which slides down the funnel, filling your partners rectum. Your partner then squats over your chest and eliminates your watery feces along with their own onto your chest.

Would you like to grab the funnel hose and join me for a German chocolate funnel cake?

by CassiusKing October 16, 2017

minnesota funnel cake

while having sex with your girlfriend right before you cum throw powdered sugar in her face cum in her eye and stick a feather duster in her ass.

john: hey how did you're date go with melvins sister last night
chris: great but i dont think melvin is going to like the fact that i gave his sister a minnesota funnel cake.

by j1n1produkshunz February 21, 2011

FunnyCake

When you're eating a meal, such as lunch, with a group of friends, and one of your friends says a serious comment that you find hilarious. It may be that she got a new boyfriend, failed a test, or found out she has an STD. Whatever reason it is, you laugh hysterically. When she asks why you are laughing, you reply "This (insert food here) is just soooo funny," or something to that effect.

FunnyCake may also be called:
ROTFLMAOCake
LOLCAKE
Or many others.

Heather: So yeah, I am dating Steven.
Craig: *PFFFT* *HAHAHAHAHAHA!*
Heather: What?
Craig: *Laughing to himself*
Heather: No, what, why are you laughing?
Craig: *Tears coming from eyes* This cake. Is just. Soooo funny!
Jennifer: Ahahahah! It IS FunnyCake!
Craig: This cake is just. Hilarious.

by CraigMania[c]! February 3, 2010

Funnelcaking

Drinking from a beer funnel and then eating cake as a chaser. As seen in the film Dirty 30.

"The peanut butter beer and chocolate cake was the best funnelcaking combo."

by adsdasadsaasd April 7, 2017

Porcelain Funnel Cake

A type of painful shit you have after eating mexican or thai food that comes out in a long string that is in toilet with pee as well. The long shit tends to stay at the top like the batter of a funnel cake in the oil of a funnel cake fryer even more resembling a funnel cake. The added sugar is only if you want to not flush out of satisfaction and someone else throwing coke into it and it floats on the top

I just went to the bathroom and saw someone left a Porcelain Funnel Cake and it smells so bad!

by Dark Thiqq boy September 27, 2020

The Funnel Cake

When a girl puts a funnel in her mouth and a group of men, all ejaculate into the funnel, getting most of the jizz into funnel but some on her face.

Blake - "Dude, me and my friends, did The Funnel Cake onto this one chick, Chaya, last night."

Trevor - "How was it man?"

Blake - "Good, but she choked a little bit."

David - "I think they killed her."

by Sydney Carton May 24, 2008