Funnel cake 

The act of ejaculating on a person's stomach and sprinkling baby powder as if it were powdered sugar. While you can consume the result it is not advised.

Last night I gave this random girl a funnel cake and she actually ate it.

Funnel cake by baetastic February 14, 2017

funnel cake 

a cake white inbred hick southerners eat whilst inbreeding with their trailer trash cousins

look at Daryl! feeding funnel cake to his cousin Charlene so he can bang her later! ewww!

funnel cake by Gollywobble May 1, 2025

Funnel Cake

Taking a shit in someone’s chest cavity with pectus excavatum

Dude I just funnel caked your mom last night!

Funnel Cake by Rodaddy, T pimp May 9, 2026

funnel-cake 

Someone who succumbs to funneling.

I can say anything I wish, these readers are a bunch of funnel cakes.

funnel-cake by fishmonger August 25, 2005

funnel cake sundae 

A yummy, crispy, warm funnel cake with ice cream, hot fudge, caramel or cherry syrup, and whipped cream.

Funnel cake sundaes are also known as "orgasm on a plate", "Jesus on a plate", and "heart attack on a plate"

funnel cake sundae by Aaron the funnel cake lover September 4, 2006

funnel cake sundae 

A yummy crispy, warm funnel cake with ice cream, hot fudge, caramel or cherry syrup, and whipped cream.

Funnel cake sundaes are also known as "orgasm on a plate", "Jesus on a plate", and "heart attack on a plate"

funnel cake sundae by Aaron the funnel cake lover September 17, 2008

funnel cake stand 

A project or idea that is voiced or dreamed about, but never pursued with any real effort. Moreover, the person who announces the idea usually has no intention of following through on th idea from the start.
A person who hears someone voice a funnel cake stand is usually aware of it immediately.

Girl: I'd like to make a series of you-tube videos acting out stories with Gundam action figures.

Guy: You will never do that. That is totally a funnel cake stand.

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Guy 1: We should open a funnel cake stand in the quad. We would make so much money!

Guy 2: Dude, just saying you wanted to open a funnel cake stand was a funnel cake stand.

funnel cake stand by gingitsune23 June 25, 2010