When somebody is pissed off, for whatever reason at urban dictionary, they will call it urban fucktionary
Jimmy: Hey man, what's up?
Spike: Don't talk to me Jimmy, I'm pissed off cuz I caught my woman with another man
Jimmy: Well here's something that'll cheer you up, do you know what an Alabama firedragon is?
Spike: I don't care, is that something you found on urban fucktionary? Get a life, loser
Spike: Don't talk to me Jimmy, I'm pissed off cuz I caught my woman with another man
Jimmy: Well here's something that'll cheer you up, do you know what an Alabama firedragon is?
Spike: I don't care, is that something you found on urban fucktionary? Get a life, loser
by Mr. FuckOff December 21, 2009
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Guy 1: Dude you just took a direct hit to your junk! Are you alright?
Guy 2: I think so, everything down there still seems fucktional, i better go see my girlfriend and make sure.
Guy 2: I think so, everything down there still seems fucktional, i better go see my girlfriend and make sure.
by CHe$+nu+ April 16, 2009
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N. Pleasure taken in doing what one does best. Birds flying, dogs running, dolphins swimming, people sexing, etc...
The funktionslust of running around drunk quickly subsided after I tried jumping the bush, slammed my head into the bench and had to get 12 sticthes above my eye. Perhaps running drunk is not what I do best.
by cam'ron March 11, 2008
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Johnny is the only one in the weeaboo group to be a functional weeaboo, he keeps his grades up and has a girlfriend.
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No, Laura. I don't care if Alan is coming to the party, I'm not going. I'm barefoot functional right now
by sonky1234 March 29, 2023
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Example 1)
*Gonzo screams "Dick Waterfall" in the middle of an instructional period*
Jessica: What is wrong with that man
Amber: I don't know, but he must be a pretty functional kind of retard.
Example 2)
*Actual disabled child walks by*
Jessica: He's probably not a very functional retard
Amber: Dude, that's my brother.
*Gonzo screams "Dick Waterfall" in the middle of an instructional period*
Jessica: What is wrong with that man
Amber: I don't know, but he must be a pretty functional kind of retard.
Example 2)
*Actual disabled child walks by*
Jessica: He's probably not a very functional retard
Amber: Dude, that's my brother.
by ThatFuckWad December 4, 2014
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Bob: Wow Ian is such a nerd.
Alina: Yes but at least he isn't awkward to be around. He's a functional nerd.
Alina: Yes but at least he isn't awkward to be around. He's a functional nerd.
by AwesomeAlina August 23, 2009
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