fucklessness

The state of a straight virgin individual who cannot get any ass and as a result resorts to transvestites and transsexuals yet still cannot get any poonanny. The only option left is the use of cylinder based objects ie. beer bottles, wine glasses, wooden chair legs, vacuum hose

jimmy's fucklessness led him to fantasize daily about his mahogany fireplace poker that reeked of ball sweat from previous encounters.

by gbiscuit April 13, 2011

Funkles

Funkles are the male equivalent of the female "Cankles".

Dude- that chick has cankles. Her fat ass boyfriend has some nasty Funkles! Sick.

by Mattaussie December 19, 2010

Fuckless

To not gave a fuck. Also to not care resulting in being stressless and other wise pleased with your surroundings.

Zen is fuckless. He just coasts through life, doing what he pleases.

He's a hero.

by Kingjackdaniels September 1, 2013

Fuckless

Fucking + Useless (mashed together) = FUCKLESS

Man 1: My one friend is so fucking useless!

Man 2: Tell me about it! He's the most "FUCKLESS" person I have ever met!

by DC Eklipse September 8, 2011

fuckless

A word to define a person who did super cool thing.

A : "Dude B, did you know that Kamal do a 50-50 on that rail?"
B : "That's so fuckless! It's the longest rail i have ever seen dude A."

by eminorazalli December 15, 2009