fuckleshnuck

A shnuck that needs to immediately self-terminate

Omg did you see that guy? Total fuckleshnuck

by master pjesdrw34 February 15, 2018

Finklestein

The pleasant aroma found on ones finger after what was thought to be a quick ass scratch, but rather became a full out orgasmic anus poke sent from the jews. BF

Dude wash your hands, it smells of finklestein in here.

by Wanksandwich December 5, 2018

Funkle

A fake uncle. It is a man that is not actually related to you at all, but that you call uncle anyways. Initially, you did not know that he is not actually your uncle. Funkles can be really cool or really creepy, there is usually no in-between.

Mindy: "You mean Uncle Joey isn't actually your mom or dad's brother?"
Elizabeth: "No, he's just my funkle."

by theoffice222 April 8, 2009

Fankles and fegs

Short for fat ankles and fat legs.

'Eww, you're dating her? But she has fankles and fegs!'

by NH3 December 29, 2007

finkles

wrinkles you get your fingers after you have been in the bath for to long.

"oh man! i have finkles again!

by josephinecat101 June 14, 2019

ganklesaurus funkle

a prefix to something that is funky, crooked, twisted, stained, malformed, repulsive, odorous, inappropriate, alarming, calloused, disturbing,

I hate when old men wear sandals and let their "ganklesaurus funkletoes" show!

If you do not brush your teeth and floss regularly you could end up with "ganklesaurus funkleteeth"

The last thing anyone wants to see is some nasty woman's "ganklesaurus funklebutt" hanging out of the bottom of a too short skirt

by jendagwah abundgatta December 31, 2011

fankles

Fat Ankles. No perceivable difference in size between the calf and and the ankle. The leg apears to end with the foot.

"I can't go out with her! She has fankles..its gross!"

by Shaun. August 20, 2003