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bejunkle funkle

A slang term for when a banana get stuck in your ass and when you go to pull it out your hand knocks a hair dryer into a bathtub, killing whoever is inside.
"Shit man how'd he die?"
"Steve musta bejunkle funkled him."
by linkle finkle October 29, 2017
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cong funkle

An Oldperson's Expression For Being Confused About The 21st Century.
To Be Not In The Knowledge Of Something.
The Kids These Days, I Tell You... Its A cong Funkle
Im Cong Funkled, What Did She Just Say?
What A Bother! Thats Just Cong Funkled Me Right Up!
by The Muteress and The Mutelator February 22, 2005
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Funkle

Funkle is a word to express sheer agony and pain through a word, it can be used either fully or parts of said word.

Such as, Barbunkle, Garfunkle, Cybergrunk and more
User 1: "Hey man, my dad just died"
User 2: "Aw Shunkles, that is quite funkle."
by rocket_vv January 14, 2024
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Funkling

When a child with a father cuts off their fathers sack in order to make water balloons and throw them at Kroger, or any grocery store.
Im gonna go funkling at the local kroger
by JocelMan April 21, 2024
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Funkle Dunkle

Words I made up, then googled it, then found out on urban dictionary that it`s a real thing.
I can`t believe Funkle Dunkle really means something.
by a human beeing April 30, 2020
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Funkle

Tom: you smell extra funkle today

Frank: shut yo bitch ass up ni*
by Rickyticky123224 October 20, 2022
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funkle nugget

Someone who is retarted and should die.
George is a complete funkle nugget
by naenaeboy January 9, 2019
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