dunk funkity

Mysterious marijuana originally developed in the Pacific North West By an elite circle of growers. It has emerged only to take even seasoned smokers by suprise! This strain boasts a 25% or more THC content. Some users have said it can also bring on very strong psycadelic effects. Only a few have ever seen or smoked this because of it's exclusivity.

This is an ounce of the dunk funkity.

by stankdubious September 5, 2008

Fuckalitus

1) When you don't want to believe your significant other is a whore. You must convince yourself and others that they can't help themselves because they've contracted "FUCKALITUS". A disease that makes people unable to keep their dick in their pants or their panties on. And hope they fall for it.
2) A name to describe why someone has so many sexual partners.

Mark-That girl cannot keep her legs together whenever she hits the clubs. She fucks dudes in the bathroom stalls, the parking lot, when ever and where ever she can!
Chance- Yeah but she can't help herself. She got "FUCKALITUS" bigtime

by G.D. Daddy February 4, 2021

funkyliyue

funkyliyue, formally known as funkyleblanc, is the TikTok user of the best person, who’s content mainly consists of rants.

Person 1: “who’s the best person?”
Person 2: “oh, definitely funkyliyue”

by e_caca.shart July 16, 2021

funkalingus

of, or having to do with having funky oral pleasure, taking part in oral pleasure in the vaguest of manners. Created by JP Bradley in his complete ossimness and glory praise be to him.

This food is almost as good as the funkalingus jake gave me last night.

by JPBRADLEYTHEOSSIM March 9, 2010

fungalitis

when you die before pulling any bitches but you also have foot fungus

maia: hey sofia do you have fungalitis
sofia: ya bro i get no bitches and my foot is nasty as fuck bruh

by fartlicker69 May 18, 2022

futality

Fighting to the death for a totally futile cause.

He died for his cause, the plight of the out of work wagon wheel makers.

by Louie October 19, 2004

fucktality

Dying while engaging in sexual intercourse.

Marissa took up weight lifting when, once again, she experienced a fucktality when a 300 pound customer died while on top of her during sex, and she had to call 911 not only to remove him to the coroners but to have the jaws of life called in to extract her.

by luigiboy January 25, 2010