A person that can have many drinks, become drunk, and still function perfectly normal. It's hard to tell whether or not this person is drunk unless you ask them to recite something.
Girl: I was so drunk last night but I had a normal texting conversation with my boyfriend.
Other girl: That's weird but you might be a functional drunk.
Other girl: That's weird but you might be a functional drunk.
by Stonerhighbye November 28, 2013
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that bitch drinks every f'n night and made a better grade than me on the test.
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i saw that douche torn up last night and today he acts like mr. super employee. wtf?
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i saw that douche torn up last night and today he acts like mr. super employee. wtf?
by d May 13, 2005
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Get the Functional Woman mug.1. A beneficial yes to a need or want by another person.
2. To accept a request, and have an alternate motive (s).
2. To accept a request, and have an alternate motive (s).
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Friend: You're family is so diss-functional.
Friend: You're family is so diss-functional.
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