The Fungus

The fungus is a serious condition that comes to those unfortunate people who suffer from the madness. It's where the anal cavity becomes rotten from excessive anal sex. The anus secreates various bodily fluids. The patient suffers from extreme anal leakage. They are marked by a putrid scent of death and fecal matter. Once a person gets the fungus they are sufferers for life. They can only treat the symptoms by using items like butt plugs and scented tampons. Prevention is the key!

"Omigosh! Look at the trail of poo behind (insert name), I think she has the fungus!"

by betsyslover December 8, 2009

FUNGUS

Someone who lays around all day doing nothing and waiting for the welfare check.

Damn those abrams are some lazy mother fuckers.

by sgtSnafu August 23, 2005

fungus

Fungus is that dude that can get you what ever you want...aicd,shrooms,all different killer buds, pills haha anything you want.. get it from the Fungus Man........

DIRTY JERSEY..O.C. A.C V-HOOD L-HOOD

oooh how i love thos golden tops!!

Fungus "i got what you need"

by MONEY MAKEIN MITCH January 5, 2008

FUngus

A guimary like bacteria mold

I’m starting to (grow) a fungus on my toe!

by Guimary May 7, 2018

The Good Fungus

The Good Fungus means Saccharomyces Boulardii, from Mangosteen, endemic in South East Asia and is a Trademark of Victor Martin Soriano.

The Good Fungus is a food supplement of Victor Martin Soriano from Mangosteen.

by Cyclonetrading November 17, 2021

The Good Fungus

Saccharomyces Boulardii, discovered by Frenchman, Henri Boulard. The Good Fungus is a Trademark of Victor Martin Soriano for Dietary Supplement, first-to-use in the entire world.

The Good Fungus is a registered Trademark of V. Martin Soriano

by Cyclonetrading September 17, 2021

foot fungus

the last thing you'd want in your burger king burger

The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get.

by AshleyGamering May 21, 2018