The most fucking sexy superhero ever. Wears underwear, screams TRA LA LA LA LA, can leap tall buildings without a wedgie, and wears a red blanket. In just a snap, he can turn from me in 30 years, to the man that all the girls will lay. He is truly the shit. He also has some little bitches named George and Harold who think that they can still his fame, but they're both wrong. He will go down in comic book history as the fucking hottest bald fatboy flying underwear-wearing caped chad superhero ever.
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An underground group of elite gnomes who conspire to reap huge profits from the theft of underpants.
Their diabolical scheme has thus far gone undetected, but with a growing wave of underpants shortages across the western U.S, expect the price of underpants to surge to unimaginable levels.
Their diabolical scheme has thus far gone undetected, but with a growing wave of underpants shortages across the western U.S, expect the price of underpants to surge to unimaginable levels.
by basscrr March 29, 2009
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Man #1: Hey you are looking like a captain underpants kind of brother today
Badass Man: I know, I'm totally not a noob.
Badass Man: I know, I'm totally not a noob.
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Boy, Justin sure was wasted during the game; he'll be waking up in his steelers underpants.
"Do the steelers underpants in the corner belong to Joey Nelis?"
"That's a stupid question."
"Do the steelers underpants in the corner belong to Joey Nelis?"
"That's a stupid question."
by Justin Gallagher December 21, 2006
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Brandon: I hear that Ava is throwing an Underpants party.
Kathan: Oh I know, I was given an invitation.
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Holy shit...ahhhhhh...there arter me again...shit...god...goddamn you underpants gnomes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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