Funpediment

A word used to describe someone or something that impedes the fun greatly. Usually used to describe a person.

erson 1: "Maaan I wish we could go to more bars, but John's not old enough yet!"

Person 2: "I know dude.. he's such a goddamn funpediment!"

by ryanisleet November 18, 2010

Fummed

When you fart and cum at the same time making the experience even nastier.

Bro! I totally Fummed her last night. She puked.

by ISUNick April 15, 2011

fumperdink

N. a person who acts unwisely or imprudently; a silly person. A bumbling idiot.

Uncle Billy from Tennessee is a fumperdink. (:

by 123025lci October 10, 2019

fumpe

a group of bitches usually headed by a male

i was out with the my fumpe last night

by moe bitches July 29, 2006

fumper

fumper - when you date a girl that is really hot just to get inside of her pants, then you break up with her

mike - hey bro this girl is bangin and she likes me but I don't want to go out with her

Timmy - yeah I got you do what I always do "fumper"

mike - "fumper" ?

Timmy - yeah it's when you date a girl just to get in her pants then you break up with her after you do. hence the name "fumper"

by transformersfiend411 August 13, 2009

fumpled

getting fucked or owned or rape or destroyed

guy 1:damn this guy is good and killin me
guy 2:You GOT FUMPLED NIGGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by titeass September 11, 2007

fuppedduck

The party word, just another way to say fuck up and screw up; it could be been stupid on drugs, alcohol or any other substance that make you brain go QUAK! QUACK!

DUDE! Let's get FuppedDuck tonight and hit the party on Bourbon Street!.

by Carlos Loyola April 5, 2007