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full body reset

A full body reset is a follow-up for a wake-and-bake. After one gets stoned first thing in the morning, the individual will then exercise, eat, and shower -- the top 3 killers of a high. After this full body reset, the user is back to base-line sobriety, and is ready to get that special tingly feeling you can only get when you get stoned for the first time of the day.
Jeff woke up early this morning, but didn't want to start the day until after he could enjoy the high after his full body reset.
by blueboness October 4, 2009
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[full body cast]

incapacitated to the point that one can not communicate with all others using any media (most often used as a rationalization for why a person you are dating/have gone out with on a date has not contacted you within a reasonable time frame)
Your friend says: I don't get it. Why hasn't he called me yet?
Your response: Full body cast. What other reason would there be?
by Las Latinas (AKA Limapa) January 18, 2009
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Full Body Fuck Down

Anything that is extremely tiring and thoroughly physically taxing which results in aches and pains. Such as 2 hours of muay thai, a full day of snowboarding, or single handedly fighting a contingent of angry midgets.
A: Jesus, you look like shit.
B: Ugh. yeah. just had a full body fuck down.
A: What?
B: 6 hours of advanced secret ninja assassin training. at 3am.
A: oh damn.
by sirulian January 4, 2011
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full body swirly

when you are over life at school so you hop in a toilet and flush yourself down into the ocean where you will live with nemo and all his friends.
My best friend ruined my life my telling the girl I like that I was in love with her. So now I will give myself a full body swirly.
by LFed December 12, 2015
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Full body chills

A body’s reaction to something so amazing that you shiver all over.
by Roadrashsteffi December 7, 2019
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full body massage

A nice way of saying, "Getting Laid in the shade" because ad's in the paper alway's say "full body massage" but that's just a front for prostitution.
Kid 1: I got lucky, I just a full body massage.
Kid 2: HOLY SHIT!
by Edman March 6, 2005
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full body herpes

A disease obtained by the highest level of whore. (Level 60 Warlock Whore). Can be contracted through any oriface, but leads to big ass nasty sores all over the body. The result of this disease is imminent DEATH, or at a minimum some really nasty scabs and scars.
ie: Dirk Burkster was with this dude the other day and that Mofo gave him FBH (Full Body Herpes).

"Mom, I have this burning sensation when I pee and all these sores all over my body."
"Son, thats because you've got the Full Body Herpes."
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