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tom-fuckery

A completely screwed up situation in a work or social setting caused by a group of people who are careless and likely very stupid. It is similar to tom foolery but much more extreme.
"Hey what took so long at the Dr. Office?
"I had to wait 2 hours for my results because the idiot nurses were busy with some kind of tom-fuckery"

"Wow, did you hear who got busted this weekend and went to jail?"
"That's what happens when you hang out and party with that gang. They are always up to some kind of tom-fuckery".
by dumbluck2013 November 5, 2013
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douche-fuckery

doing something that would be qualified as being a douche.

being a complete asshole when is suits you..

pulling a douche-bag move
Dude, Tom is such an asshole, he needs to quit with all his douche-fuckery

Hitting on your best friends girlfriend is douche-fuckery
by Miss_Carousel March 23, 2010
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fat fuckery

The act of engaging in activities that only a fat fuck would engage in, i.e. being fat and annoying.
That fucking fat fuck won't bang his hot ass wife just because he has PTSD. That's some serious fat fuckery right there.
by Jormungandr December 8, 2015
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Fukerton

Bluntly put, to perform the "Fukerton" is to eat the booty out, lick the cornhole, etc.

The Fukerton is an alternate name for said act, in honor of Fukertonning's biggest proponent and self proclaimed Fukerton master, Bradly Fukerton III (A celebrity) of "The Big O and Dukes Show" fame.
Upon the discovery that his girlfriend had a clean stink cave, Bradley flew into a frenzy and immediately showed her the divine pleasure the fukerton provides a woman.
by Helldnkey666 December 15, 2008
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Whimsicle Fuckery

A discriptive term disscussing something that makes no sense what so ever, usually an item from Etsy.

Miss-spelled intentionally to mirror the usual incompitence of the creator.
Did you see that tin can with a gear hot glued to it? Pure Whimsicle fuckery
by d2d May 12, 2011
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kinky fuckery

Sex with objects. Such as whips, floggers, crops, butt plugs, vibrators, canes, handcuffs, and rope.
When he came in with the whip, the girl knew that they were going to have kinky fuckery.

bdsm dominant submissive masochist sadist kinky sex fuck
by DeathTheKid888 April 1, 2016
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Vortex of Dog Fuckery

The Vortex of Dog Fuckery is act of dog fucking at work by a singular individual at such a sustained effort which drags the rest of the team down with them.
Ryan don’t suck me into your vortex of dog Fuckery. I really need this job.
by DogFuckery November 20, 2022
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