fukdoo

the rats nest in the back of a chics head that's created when having sex.

I came home in the morning and my roomates were like, "Damn, look at your fukdoo. He hit it hard, huh?"

by Nej February 11, 2004

flidophile

A person suffering from flidophilia who prefers sexual partners with missing limbs or small dolphin nose like limbs (a flid)

Hello Heather Mills, i have set you up on a blind date with my mate pervy Simon and there is no need to worry he is a raging flidophile so you should get along swimmingly

by Kingguff January 14, 2015

fidonet

(Archaic) A 20-year old amateur system of over 10,000 nodes maintained and run by volunteers and used by electronic bulletin board system operators to exchange e-mail.

Writing a batch file for Binkley to manage Fidonet connections was a pain in the ass.

by Tarrasque November 18, 2002

Fido's Law

Dogs expand to fill the sofa available.

Mutt: Dude--I can't sit down. Your sofa's completely covered with dogs.

Jeff: Fido's Law, man.

by Two Hep Cats June 2, 2013

Flidophilia

A psychiatric disorder in which a Flidophile or sexual deviant experiences a primary or exclusive sexual attraction to people with either missing limbs or the small flappy chicken wing like limbs (a flid).

"that poor thing Heather Mills is fucked now that Paul Mccartney has been cured of his Flidophilia"

by Kingguff January 14, 2015

FIDO

Fuck it, Drive on. We don't have time to fix this situation.

Such as when a soldier falls off the truck or reinforcements will arrive too late to do any good.

by majorfraser February 20, 2005

Fidora Fail

When a person, in attempt to be cool, wears a fidora but is too chubby or is Jason Mraz.

When Jeffrey Ross wears his Fidora with a suit it is a Fidora Fail.

by ForgetHatsAlltogether November 29, 2010