FUDGIE

WHEN ONE PERSON FINGERS HIS ANUS AND THEN WIPES IT JUST ABOVE THE UPPER LIP OF AN UNSUSPECTING PERSON.

Mikey Edwards just gave a fudgie to Jeff Rita, just like the one he gave to old man Paul.

by CARLJAR500 November 7, 2014

fudgie

1. The homosexual word for "turd" or a handjob

Thats a huge fudgie

by poophead February 23, 2003

Fudgie

Being in a drunken state.
A term used in place of the dreaded "D" word.
There are several levels of Fudgieness.
Ingredients: Slightly tipsy
Mixed: Drunk
Baked: Intoxicated
Burned: Incapacitated or dead.
There are also rules for being Fudgie, which can be found in the Fudgie Rules Book.

I got a bit Fudgie, danced like a fool, and snogged a random bloke

by tushyspank August 17, 2008

Fudgie

A baddie 🤤

Fudgie a baddie 🤤

by Bastard Olmos November 5, 2020

Fudgie

When a woman shits on her hand and gives a rub and tug

I didn’t think she was that kinky, but she gave me a fudgie on the first date

by CLWeeks01 November 28, 2023

Fudgie

A front wedgie

Hey Dana these knickers are giving me a fudgie

by Crack Mcgiggins April 6, 2025

Fudgie

The act of defecating in someone else's pants while simultaneously giving them a wedgie.

my guy best friend pissed me off so i gave him a fudgie.

by PowerlessFreddy.TTV June 3, 2025