factoid

A fact so awesome that it have to be true and used to embellish a story.
Checking for authenticity is not required.

"Somebody told me that Peter's mom and Alice had an affair." is simple-but-efficient factoid.

by twippio April 25, 2010

fectoid

fec·toid
noun

The unit measurement of fecal matter

Abbreviation: fect.

Person 1: Did you hear that the toilet got clogged at his party?
Person 2: Yeah, that bitch dropped like 3 fectoids in his toilet

by Cdawg-1234 November 22, 2011

Ingrown Factoid

Words spouted by Laura Ingraham taken as fact, therefore creating factoids.

"...as was implied by the Foxnews ingrown factoid piece"

by Taipo October 29, 2020

Factoids

The new wave word to use in place of "facts." When something is agreeable or worthy of interjecting the fact that an opinion is comon; one should refrain from the use of "true" or "facts", but instead dapperly make use of the word "factoids." It is a highly fresh piece of lingo, therefore it should only be used by the most clean in society.

Person one~"Yo, Kim K and Niki really have the biggest fatties!"
Person two~"FACTOIDS!!!! I would smash any day"

by May as well March 16, 2017

fucktoids

a reference to sex enhancing drugs

"Honey I'm home"
"Did you buy the fucktoids honey, you know you need to keep it up tonight"

by dalomi9 March 3, 2008

factoid wacktoid

A fun fact

Wanna hear a factoid wacktoid?

by cl0utgang May 10, 2018

functoid

a functoid is a chunk of executable code that can define arbitrarily complex mappings between XML schemas

We wrote a custom functoid to perform the data translation between the Accounting and Payroll system's XML schemas.

by TopFuelWeimar September 2, 2005