Comme de Fuckdown

A bilingual (French/English) phrase with layered meanings, made famous by A$AP Mob in 2012 when a Comme des* Fuckdown hat was worn in their Vice shoot.
Comme des Fuckdown is a brand by streetwear vet Russ Karablin. The design is a re-release of one done with Jamie Story 8-10 years prior for their brand The Cut.
* 'des' because poking fun at Japanese fashion brand Comme des Garçons, not 'de'.

Omiglob, those chicks with the designer purses think they're such hot shit - Comme des Fuckdown

Whatever spelling, comme de fuckdown.

by yaaqob22 October 26, 2016

metric fucktonne

Weighs marginally less than an Imperial Fuckton.
1 Imperial Fuckton = 1.016 Metric Fucktonnes

"Man, I've a shitload of work this week"
"That's nothing faeg, I've a metric fucktonne of assignments due tomorrow morning"
"So, still going on the beer tonight?"
"Does the Pope shit in the woods?"

by SyxPak October 15, 2003

Funkytown

Synonym for Cocaine. used Predominantly in the Mid-South & Memphis.

Richard Pryor & Rick James went to Funkytown often

by Deez_Knutz February 25, 2010

Metric Fuckton

A unit of weight that is so uncomprehendingly huge that if you even tried to comprehend it you would instantly die.

the metric (and therefore larger) version of a fuckton.

Bob: hey Joe how much do you weigh?
Joe: like a metric fuckton.
Bob: *dies*

by Fucking retarded bitch ass mf July 28, 2019

Fucktonne

Theoretical limit of weight based on the maximum amount of mass that could be considered to still be within the bounds of earths normal gravity.

Impossible to achieve as adding that much mass would alter the Earths properties to the point of altering the gravity on Earth.

Covering the entire Earth's surface with 62 miles of super dense substance (62 miles at sea level, adjust accordingly)

The weight of said substance would be considered a Fucktonne

by Proffesor F Wolf August 11, 2008

Fuckton

A measurement used to describe theoretical objects. Equal to exactly 2 Shitloads + 12 Assload.

Wow, there is a Fuckton of of idiots here.

by Motehr Fucker, I'm Awesome October 27, 2011

Fuckstonishing

Absolutley astonishing to the point where it's fucked - This word was first created by Taso Du Val and is currently the only result on Google that will come up if you Google "fuckstonishing". Thanks Taso, your creativity is helping mankind progress.

Chris: "Wow, did you see that triple play with the New York Yankees?"

Taso: "Yea, that was absolutley fuckstonishing. Couldn't believe Jeter pulled that off."

Chris: "what?...fuckstonishing?"

by Christos K December 24, 2006