Alex:
Dude, I know you slayed her on my bed. And you didn't even wash my sheets. Nasty, man!
Jeremy: What are you talking about. There's no way you can prove it.
Alex: Bro, I don't leave my fuckwads in my trash can, you rtard. So that leaves one other person...mad props for boning Emily though...she is sweet.
Jeremy: You get my bed next weekend dude!