Fucktimus Prime

A Prime Minister who fucks the interests of his own people.

Look at the mayor trying to block radars with clouds, he’s acting like Fucktimus Prime.

by hereforbeer May 12, 2019

Social Fuckwitery

The ability of one, without clue (being Clueless), to use emotion without logic or rational thought to argue their point. More often than not acted out by the Fuckwit

"Gay marriage is just wrong"

"Why is that"

"Because it makes me feel sick"

"Mate, that is plain Social Fuckwitery "

by Jasmay November 25, 2013

Fuckiversary

(Fuck-uh-verse-ary) The anniversary date of the first time you and a certain person fornicated.

N: "Really? It hasn't been that long since we started seeing eachother..."

D: "Yeah, it has, its been about three months... you forgot when we first fucked?"
N: "Shit, I forgot our fuck anniversary... our fuckiversary. Tomorrow, Fuckiversary begins."
D: "Ok, were the ... 21st of each month."

by Nai Mig August 21, 2010

fuckter

A term meaning worse off, more uniquely screwed up, when something is of a higher state of disorder than, when much to your displeasure something is totally beyond your control, or simply when something "more fucked than" a stated alternative.

I left my first wife for her best friend after she and I went unescorted on a cross country trip. You know whats fuckter? They are both still good friends.

While doing research in the holding tank back in my drinking days, I met a guy who was sitting at an intersection legally stopped and was hit broadside by an out of control police car involved in a high speed chase. Because he had two empty and 4 full beers in the car, he got arrested. Nothing is more fuckter than being in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Situation very chaotic in the ER last night as Paris Hilton was in a car accident and brought in for observation. If she had a concussion, how would you know? Nothing could be fuckter than trying to diagnose her for concussion.

by WinningAttitude March 23, 2007

FuckTime

Because Skype sex is so 2000-and-late. The savior of modern-day long distance relationships.

"Hey baby, got the room to myself for a couple hours, wanna FuckTime?"

by napsXfactsXsnacks June 19, 2015

Fuck Timer

Timer used when fucking

Single digits is never good on the fuck timer, it ain't all about penetration

by runrrtrr June 9, 2021

Fucktwerp

A contraption of "Fucking twerp."

Fucking + Twerp = Fucktwerp

Bunch of Fucktwerps TP'd our lawn again!

by castlesaidso July 10, 2012