fuckortunity

The opportunity to fuck someone that one would otherwise be entirely unlikely to normally fuck or be capable of fucking.

Dude, did you see phil over there talking to Alexis? He's like a 4 and she's like a ten so he'd better not blow this fuckortunity.

Starfucks also count as fuckortunities

by Savingtheworld September 16, 2013

Fuckoffee

It's like coffee

Only you still leave me alone
After I drink it

Let me finish my fuckoffee

by Littletowner February 3, 2017

fuckoffingist

biggest largest thing imaginable

unbelievably large fuckoffingist

by ohferfuxache October 17, 2007

fuckoffanddie

When you tell someone to "Fuck off and die!" and it comes out quickly! Often abbrieviated to FOAD

Nat: I HATE YOU!
Josh: Fuckoffanddie!

Nat: I HATE YOU!
Josh: FOAD!

by Trampikey and Goldie! June 29, 2005

fuckoffter

Person you deeply hate, and that person is bad to the bone.

My bro ate my ice cream, what a fucking fuckoffter

by YamaWe February 19, 2017

Fuckoffery

Fuckoffery is like an angry woman on her period, you don’t fuck with her and you might be okay, fuck with her and you get your head tore off after getting yelled at for 10 minutes straight, basically it’s when you tell someone to fuck off but in a better sense

Joe Mama was in an arguenent with Mama Joe and Mama Joe said “this arguing is fuckoffery and needs to stop” so Joe Mama continued on arguing and later that night he was single with no place to stay

by FictionalFoodScraps October 16, 2019

Fuckopter

1. \ F-uh-cop-tur \ : someone whom ‘bends over backwards’ in order to keep their ‘head up their ass’ whilst ‘waving their dick around’ as if they have the ability to fly, expecting everyone to be impressed.

“The majority of upper management consists of entitled, bossy people, whom have little, to no experience, with the job they’re responsible for managing. So, basically, they’re all Fuckopters.”

by Toast Thief June 2, 2022