Furburger

Furburger or Fur Burger: A hairy pussy, when it is being licked and eaten or otherwise used as a delicious snack, by an appreciative partner.

Last night, my new Chinese girlfriend let me eat her fragrant furburger for over an hour before she begged me to screw her. When I was deep inside I kissed her and she said, "You smell like furburger!" "The best I've ever eaten, my dear", I said, as I filled her love hole with my secret-sauce. "A little mayo can enhance even the best furburger, my love", I gasped. "Especially a tight, juicy one like yours!".

by U.S. Sinophile Expat August 25, 2007

fuckbutter

A derogotory term used for any type of natural lubrication produced during the act of sex. Used as a vulgar exclamation.

"Aw, fuckbutter! My cock got caught in the belt sander."

by pookie August 30, 2003

fuckbuggered

A) Combination of fucked and buggered, broadly indicating irreparable damage

B) Incapacitated

C) A declaration of defeat, usually spoken sullenly

D) Unfair, unfortunate

A) Seriously? The test is today? I didn't even study. I'm fuckbuggered!

B) Y'know, I thought it smelled bad, but I ate it anyway. Six hours later, I was totally fuckbuggered.

C) Your wife, the mother of your children, has exited the car and is marching down the street after finding a pair of panties under her seat that, in the normal three dimensions, would never stretch over her fat white ass. "Fuckbugger."

D) A friend, hearing the story above, says "Dude, that's fuckbuggered".

by Dieter Palmito May 17, 2014

fuckbungler

Fuckbungler (n): A person who is incompetent in every capacity. They are so poor at everything, they literally cannot even fuck correctly. Hence the term, fuckbungler. One who bungles fucks.

I had to redo the entire report, because my project partner is such an utter fuckbungler.

by The Weasel of Truth November 28, 2015

fucknuggery

(adjective) (fuck-nug-ger-y)

An expressive term used to describe a situation that has escalated far too quickly. Can also be referenced to illicit activities.

I only popped out to get some milk, 5 mins I was gone and you've been up to fucknuggery with the dog

by Knights Of Ni April 1, 2020

furrburger

A vagina that has not been trimmed of pubic hair in years. Popular in the late 1960's and early 1970's.

I ate her furrburger last night, and I woke up coughing up hairballs.

by bam! October 24, 2003

german furburger

after anal sex with your girlfriend, you use your shit covered dick to make a hitler mustache above her clit.

I met a jewish girl and gave her a german furburger.

by shitpissvommit December 6, 2010