Fuckballs

When either word fuck or balls can't define how bad a situation is.

Jeff"Hey Jim you wife has herpes."

Jim "but you're the only person we know that has herpes"

Jeff" fuckballs"

by Delo January 11, 2014

Fuckballs

A group of ten or more humans, of both sexes, naked, and rolled into a ball.

"Holy fuckballs, that was a long post."

by Mimziez September 21, 2009

Fuckballs

A ball that is being thrown by a person at someone else, in order of wanting to rape you or to piss you off.

Dakota kept throwing fuckballs at us today.

by PepsiDeFrenchllama January 11, 2012

fuckball

a rubber ball covered in dildos.

i love my fuckball, it's to great, especaly for partys

by alan h January 03, 2006

holy fuckballs

It basically means you're in shock. Just like saying oh my god but way more
Intense.

Holy fuckballs I can't sleep.

by Strobelight1993 December 01, 2013

Monkey Fuckball

When 2 or more people are trying to accomplish a task and failing spectacularly due to sheer incompetence. aka “two monkeys trying to fuck a football,”.

Those two guys putting that swingset together look like they are playing a game of monkey fuckball.

by Bobobzilla July 12, 2021

Fuckball

A change-up on crack. Thrown side-arm or submarine. And if it fucks your throwin it right!

Ian...the windup...the pitch...its a fuckball on the outside corner hes struck em out!

by D-witty November 18, 2010